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WOOOHOOOO I got the job!!! :biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin

Gonna get proper ******' hammered tonight :thumbup:thumbup:thumbup:thumbup :cheers
 
Pleased fur ye G min...noo awa an get that large drammie poured:cheers
 
WOOOHOOOO I got the job!!! :biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin

Gonna get proper ******' hammered tonight :thumbup:thumbup:thumbup:thumbup :cheers

Pleased for you G man

So pleased infact that I have opened a bottle of The Ranch, Californian Shiraz in your honour.
 
Toonight Matthew, I am going to be...quaffin copious bottles o Hobgoblin Ale
 
Stressful day today, presentation and interview for a promotion I'm going for, plus it's been busy as **** all week, so necking some cheap Spanish white pish they had on offer in Tescos. It's doing the job.

Tomorrow - a mate from Stroud is coming down for the night so it'll be shitloads of beer, talking bollox, leering at women, and curry. :thumbup :thumbup

Mix and match ... try shitloads of women leering at bollox and talking beer and curry.
 
After 2 weeks of stupid jury service I'm getting ratted the night. Some jurors are as thick as pig **** and believe out the defence spew out. The **** case was cut & dryed, but 5 of the thick basrards believed he couldn't get a hard on.:crazy
 
gonna hit the whiskey tonight, boilers packed in, showers sprung a like and bolloxed the kitchen ceiling, and my ohlins steering damper still hasn't arrived after 3 ******* weeks..
 
Nae Ohlins efter 3 weeks DB min..ye desrve yon drinkie
 
After 2 weeks of stupid jury service I'm getting ratted the night. Some jurors are as thick as pig **** and believe out the defence spew out. The **** case was cut & dryed, but 5 of the thick basrards believed he couldn't get a hard on.:crazy

**** case?!!!

"Guilty! Off with his ba's and all in the pub"

15 mins from start to finish
 
Every night this week, so ****** weak. Good practice though. Weegie land tomorrow, yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Every night this week, so ****** weak. Good practice though. Weegie land tomorrow, yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


you ****** behave yersel bollocks...... yer up there representing us mancs..










ps.. yer are gooin tooled up aint yer?
 
Cheers guys. Christ I was hanging this morning.... A big fry-up and two large dumps and I'm starting to feel vaguely human again.

To make a good day even better the mid-30's(ish) fit barmaid in the boozer last night leant over the bar and told me I'm lovely. Me being the womaniser I am, I mumbled "thanks", got all embarassed, and couldn't look her in the eye for the rest of the evening. Bugger.
 

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