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Supposed to be off today so got stuck in last night. Bottle of red and 1/4 bottle Arbelour, an Itg airfilter, 8 aprilia decals and a massive tub of MucOff later ;-].
Got to go in later now, better get me **** together.

oohhh motherrrrrr :lol
 
aka_Gilo said:
7 pints and a damn good curry last night.

In meetings all morning so gonna have to neck a load of pro plus to keep awake.

Gonna be a loooong day.......
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What is this "pro plus" of which you speak ?

If it can chase away the pain we mortals refer to as "a ****** stoater of a hang over" then I must have some.

My bottle of Shiraz last night was foolishly followed by a second (I know I know ... not on a school night) but I was working from home today anyway so no driving.

My eyes look like a set of stained glass windows and the Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle that seduced me at 0200hrs this morning has returned to haunt me and seems to be leaking out of my arm pits.

Why do I do it?
 
Proplus are caffiene tablets, you can get them from anywhere. Keep you up all night ;-]
 
Man alive I gave the office bogs a bettering today. Four sessions, all quite intense.

I feel SO sorry for the cleaners who will have to deal with the remains of my offerings tonight. I thought about leaving a small chocolate bar on the cystern to help recompense as they chisel my pebbledashing off the porcelain, but then I figured food would probably be the last thing on their mind.

Edit: My 11 year old daughter sat next to me on the sofa just read this and is now making loud EEEEEUUUUWWWW noises....
 
Well tonights sniftering has started and I have Bike, Ride AND Classic Bike for company. Bit sad but hey ho beats watching **** on telly with Mrs Nob. Just made some cracking pizza's with some role out dough from Morissons. Funny name Weekerlle or summat :colgate
 
Nob said:
beats watching **** on telly with Mrs Nob.
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Just popped down the shop and releived them of a box of there finest red , Kids in bed and missus has gone out and left me with the tv to ma self.
Typical nowt on..

best try and wor out what that + button does on the remote
 
Taxi duty for kids tonight ... so no snifter till about 2230hrs. 6 x Carlsbergs begging for it in the fridge

And!

Fast Bikes mag featuring "Used naked 1000's ... £4500 *** bombs;KTM Sperduke v Aprilia Tuono v Triumph Speed Triple v Ducati S4RS v Kawasaki Z1000"

And!

The full Demon Tweaks catalogue

Damn I'm moist with anticipation!!!!
 
Hey stop reading get watching, Benidorms on. Garry's got a thing for Madge you know.
 
Benidorm - love it. That slapper dancing by the pool had me twitching a bit in the groin area.....
 
Boys just left after our weekly poker game. Great reason to get hammered. Didn't win this week - bollox.

Anyway now finishing a wine box looking forward to rugby tomorrow. Cmon Wales & France :)
 
STiX said:
Boys just left after our weekly poker game. Great reason to get hammered. Didn't win this week - bollox.

Anyway now finishing a wine box looking forward to rugby tomorrow. Cmon Wales & France :)
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yeah come on Wales, we could do with SOME competition !!
 
Got to be up earlier than usual as I'm on a 2 day course in Newport. But it's a Thursday, start of the weekend, so a lager followed by a cheap bottle of white to wash me curry down. It's the law.
 
aka_Gilo said:
Got to be up earlier than usual as I'm on a 2 day course in Newport. But it's a Thursday, start of the weekend, so a lager followed by a cheap bottle of white to wash me curry down. It's the law.
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Wait :argh G Man: white wine with a curry? Now a Korma perhaps ... but surely not a white with anything stronger than that?

Although ... it does have a certain haugh-hee-haugh about it so perhaps I may give it a twirly one night.
 
newelly said:
Wait :argh G Man: white wine with a curry? Now a Korma perhaps ... but surely not a white with anything stronger than that?

Although ... it does have a certain haugh-hee-haugh about it so perhaps I may give it a twirly one night.
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newelly - I spent a large chunk of my adult life drinking bitter, then lager, but now I am older and wiser (I have hair coming out of my nose and ears to prove it) I feel wine is more appropriate to my social status.

Oh, and Korma: Fark orf. Madras I'll have you know.
 

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