Police circus.

Thought I share with some of you a recent experience I had with the police, I'm not one for bitching about the police but this fat, self important ****** just pissed me off.

I was merrily tearing up some of my local A & B roads around Hungerford and Marlborough when I met a traffic cop car coming in the other direction. I backed off to keep the noise down, sat up to look as calm and innocent as possible and glided past with my halo glowing and wings fluttering. I could see in my mirror PC Fucknuggett braking, pulling a U-turn obviously to give chase. Knowing I was approaching a village and awaiting my impending tug, I stuck to 30mph and sure as **** the blue flash and blip of the siren, I was pulled over.

PC Fucknuggett in his most arrogant, pompous, ******ish tone read me the usual riot about safety, speed, how many families he'd how to tell about their dead relative blah blah blah. Then tried his up-most to get me to admit my high speed and accept a fixed penalty notice. No thanks love.
This argument went on for about 20 long minutes but I knew he had no evidence and without an admission he couldn't do me for **** all other than being better looking than him. In a bid to find fault his mate decided to go over every detail of me and the bike. All legal, thank you very much (baffles still in from recent MOT:thumbup)

So then they shuffled over to their police car, had a quick word in each others ears before before walking over to me, taking hold of my arms before declaring
"due to the nature of your riding and THE TYPE OF BIKE YOU ARE RIDING I am detaining you and your bike for a full search at the police station under section 4 of the terrorism act"

What. The. ****.

2 hours I was stuck in the police station, stripped searched, poked and prodded as well as the bike before being sent on my way. How the **** is this legal and why are some policemen such utter, power hungry pricks?

Moral of the story: Tuono = Terrorist.

P.S PC Dawes (PC Fucknuggett) you are a fat c**t.

Make a complaint of harrasement. This is totally out of order. the knacker couldn't find anything wrong so threw up this pice of ****.
You will need to report it to his inspector, but there is no way he should be allowed to get away with this.

One word ...... ******s !

If that wiz me ah would be complainin tae the highest level ahl tell ye...thats jist blatant abuse o position an vindictive behaviour o the worst sort.

How the **** dae the polis expect tae get any respect wi that *****. Never mind the absolute total waste o evri yins good tax payin dosh thats pyed the **** wages !!!!

Agreed.....c**Ts

I can only agree with the comments here, did you get or indeed ask for a copy of the order of authority for this search?
Where terrorism is quoted they must be able to prove it, it leaves a paper trail, use it to make a complaint to the local police authority.
Or watchdog or any newspaper that will listen.

totally agree, complain like **** to the man at the very top, these power hungry fuckwhits need to be bought down a peg or two....FUCKERS !!

now we know his name, can we not find him....

I spoke to a solicitor who informed me a complaint can be passed to the relevant organisation (which I did) but unfortunately any search, stop or arrest involving the terrorism act gives the police the right to do anything basically without reason. Stop searches, interrogation, borderline harassment are all legit if they think you are a terrorist.
I know full well he only did because he was pissed at me about the speeding but as long as he believes I'm a terrorist, then the police will allow everything he did. That's what my solicitor told me.

The response from the police after my complaint was just a generic spread of ******** informing me that I don't have a leg to stand on and they apologise for any inconvenience but assured me the police only act where they believe a serious threat to public safety could take place.

I just figured next time they'll have to catch me first so I'll nail the throttle, get to the nearest big police station, stop outside the front, take off my clothes, bend over and spread my arse cheeks, wait for their arrival.

un be ******* leavable

worthless ***** ... you really must pursue it. Seee if the local paper fancies a dabble

Write into MCN , bet they would love to run this story !

newelly said:

un be ******* leavable

worthless ***** ... you really must pursue it. Seee if the local paper fancies a dabble

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solicitor is pursuing it properly, she told me going to the papers won't help with an official complaint. It'll just make it look like I'm after publicity. Once the final outcome has been decided I'll probably tell the papers then!

What's your nationality wiskin

I hope your not suggesting that if he were an Asian biker dressed in black and wearing a back-pack that he may have looked like a Tuono-cide bomber?

Like Garry said, we should be able to find the gentleman concerned, freedom of information act etc.
Be nice to arrange a bit of a suprise bash for him!! That's what happened to the local bobby who did people at 0600
on a Tueday when the speed limit was changed the day before, poor fu**ers coming off night shift, most got 6 points.
He got two weeks in hospital after a call to a car fire!

bay_1472 said:

What's your nationality wiskin

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I'm English and white.

garry said:

now we know his name, can we not find him....

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Should be findable! Dawes was my best guess at his name, I forget but it must be on some paper work somewhere.

It was just when I was in the police we had to keep an eye open for Irish people in the area I worked at

bay_1472 said:

It was just when I was in the police we had to keep an eye open for Irish people in the area I worked at

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Understandable. Those feckers break into a song and a dance as soon as you look at 'em. *******s.

W, I'm English and white.

That says it all.

aka_Gilo said:

Understandable. Those feckers break into a song and a dance as soon as you look at 'em. *******s.

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Ha! That tickled me.