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Police circus.

W, I wrote 3 replies to yer post and each one a didnae post made me angrier than before.

I've no idea whit a strip search wid do to ma well being.

I'm well dialled intae not coming back home every time a pull ma lid on, but fir them's that ment to protect and serve they need serious sorting.:argh:
 
Thought I share with some of you a recent experience I had with the police, I'm not one for bitching about the police but this fat, self important ****** just pissed me off.

I was merrily tearing up some of my local A & B roads around Hungerford and Marlborough when I met a traffic cop car coming in the other direction. I backed off to keep the noise down, sat up to look as calm and innocent as possible and glided past with my halo glowing and wings fluttering. I could see in my mirror PC Fucknuggett braking, pulling a U-turn obviously to give chase. Knowing I was approaching a village and awaiting my impending tug, I stuck to 30mph and sure as **** the blue flash and blip of the siren, I was pulled over.

PC Fucknuggett in his most arrogant, pompous, wankerish tone read me the usual riot about safety, speed, how many families he'd how to tell about their dead relative blah blah blah. Then tried his up-most to get me to admit my high speed and accept a fixed penalty notice. No thanks love.
This argument went on for about 20 long minutes but I knew he had no evidence and without an admission he couldn't do me for **** all other than being better looking than him. In a bid to find fault his mate decided to go over every detail of me and the bike. All legal, thank you very much (baffles still in from recent MOT:thumbup)

So then they shuffled over to their police car, had a quick word in each others ears before before walking over to me, taking hold of my arms before declaring
"due to the nature of your riding and THE TYPE OF BIKE YOU ARE RIDING I am detaining you and your bike for a full search at the police station under section 4 of the terrorism act"

What. The. ****.

2 hours I was stuck in the police station, stripped searched, poked and prodded as well as the bike before being sent on my way. How the **** is this legal and why are some policemen such utter, power hungry pricks?

Moral of the story: Tuono = Terrorist.

P.S PC Dawes (PC Fucknuggett) you are a fat c**t.

Send this in to MCN. Join MAG or BMF and get their solicitors on it. I'd die before I let them get away with that. That was totally unjustified and I reckon you'd get them suspended at the very least. You can't have that sort of thing going on when this country is making massive financial cutbacks especially the police and other emmergency services. Please mate, don't let this drop. I mean, come on all that for the chance to give you a small fine.
 
The wheels have already been put on motion. Problem we're finding is that terrorism act is basically I do what ever they ******* like card. It means they can stop and search every black teenager, every Muslim, sikh, Arab and apparently biker they stumble across without any other reason than the search for terrorist. The more professional bodies I speak to from the C.A.B to criminal law barristers all say the say thing.
The press is an option but I don't want the attention, already had two grown men staring into me barking spider in the search for bombs so it'll be my last resort.
 
Wisk min.... Understand yer concerns re press etc but it still disnae detract from the point that they definitely went too far in the circumstances.......

.......first laff o the day tho... wi yer "barking spider":thumbup
 
You have to do it mate, for the rest of us. Some of us would have responded to them, like me, and ended up right in the ****. So for the likes of me keep at it and tell MCN at the very least.
 
Trust me when I say, nobody (coppers) would have gone down the terrorism route without good cause. Just the mention of anything terrorism related will have perked all the chief officers ears up.
I'm sure there could have been many other ways to 'piss on your parade' if needed.
 
My record isn't whiter than white I'll be honest but for 4 years I've kept my head down and out of trouble so when I say I nearly smacked the prick, I really mean I nearly smacked him. It wouldn't of been the first time me and a policeman have "exchanged words and opinions in the forms of fists, pepper spray, battons and one glorious Glasgow kiss that left teeth scars in my forehead"
I have two kids in a good school and a surname not shared with any other family so I need to be careful that I don't drag them through mud. I will promise you all though, hand on heart that if the final outcome isnt satisfactory i will personally ride to MCN and tell all.
 
Like Garry said, we should be able to find the gentleman concerned, freedom of information act etc.
Be nice to arrange a bit of a suprise bash for him!! That's what happened to the local bobby who did people at 0600
on a Tueday when the speed limit was changed the day before, poor fu**ers coming off night shift, most got 6 points.
He got two weeks in hospital after a call to a car fire!

And that's dead clever isn't it? :jack
 
Wiskin, they have some pretty high tech stuff now for detecting terrorists/
Take a look at this picture that was processed using the latest forensic teschnology
twintowers1.jpg


Note the tailpack !!!
 
Wiskin, can you scan in the stop search form (1510)?
It'd be interesting to read what's on there. :yes
 
hey dC I'll take it you are a serving or previous serving?! I would agree that the cops don't follow this route without being goaded into it - sentences such as why don't you go and catch some terrorists blah blah blah, or some real criminals etc etc, will rile them and if you bang on about what do you think I've got a bomb or something!!! its just not clever - now wiskin I'm not infering that you said any of this but attitude bemoans attitude.

Deacs :thumbup

by the by ...... I'm with nob on this one the twin towers pics is in very poor taste!! joke or not thier are people out there that have lost people there.
 
Come on Wiskin, come clean. You were popping a hooooooooooooge wheely wasn't you ???
 
hey dC I'll take it you are a serving or previous serving?! I would agree that the cops don't follow this route without being goaded into it - sentences such as why don't you go and catch some terrorists blah blah blah, or some real criminals etc etc, will rile them and if you bang on about what do you think I've got a bomb or something!!! its just not clever - now wiskin I'm not infering that you said any of this but attitude bemoans attitude.

Deacs :thumbup

by the by ...... I'm with nob on this one the twin towers pics is in very poor taste!! joke or not thier are people out there that have lost people there.

I know to kiss arse to get out of a ticket, when to shut up and when to stand your ground. Could I of been a bit more polite? Possibly. Did I mention bombs or use any of the "shouldn't you be out catching robbers and murderers? Absolutely not.
I only really kicked off and let my feelings known properly after I was told I would be search under the terrorism act. Words were exchanged, a scuffle broke out but I went quietly (ish).
 
Come on Wiskin, come clean. You were popping a hooooooooooooge wheely wasn't you ???

Of coarse, it would be rude not to but long, long before they saw me and he never mentioned a wheelie so he never saw one. ;)
 
Come on Wiskin, come clean. You were popping a hooooooooooooge wheely wasn't you ???

Of coarse, it would be rude not to but long, long before they saw me and he never mentioned a wheelie so he never saw one. ;)
 
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