Joined Feb 2011
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Oxford
W, I'm English and white.
That says it all.
I reakon you could be right.
W, I'm English and white.
That says it all.
Thought I share with some of you a recent experience I had with the police, I'm not one for bitching about the police but this fat, self important ****** just pissed me off.
I was merrily tearing up some of my local A & B roads around Hungerford and Marlborough when I met a traffic cop car coming in the other direction. I backed off to keep the noise down, sat up to look as calm and innocent as possible and glided past with my halo glowing and wings fluttering. I could see in my mirror PC Fucknuggett braking, pulling a U-turn obviously to give chase. Knowing I was approaching a village and awaiting my impending tug, I stuck to 30mph and sure as **** the blue flash and blip of the siren, I was pulled over.
PC Fucknuggett in his most arrogant, pompous, wankerish tone read me the usual riot about safety, speed, how many families he'd how to tell about their dead relative blah blah blah. Then tried his up-most to get me to admit my high speed and accept a fixed penalty notice. No thanks love.
This argument went on for about 20 long minutes but I knew he had no evidence and without an admission he couldn't do me for **** all other than being better looking than him. In a bid to find fault his mate decided to go over every detail of me and the bike. All legal, thank you very much (baffles still in from recent MOT:thumbup)
So then they shuffled over to their police car, had a quick word in each others ears before before walking over to me, taking hold of my arms before declaring
"due to the nature of your riding and THE TYPE OF BIKE YOU ARE RIDING I am detaining you and your bike for a full search at the police station under section 4 of the terrorism act"
What. The. ****.
2 hours I was stuck in the police station, stripped searched, poked and prodded as well as the bike before being sent on my way. How the **** is this legal and why are some policemen such utter, power hungry pricks?
Moral of the story: Tuono = Terrorist.
P.S PC Dawes (PC Fucknuggett) you are a fat c**t.
Like Garry said, we should be able to find the gentleman concerned, freedom of information act etc.
Be nice to arrange a bit of a suprise bash for him!! That's what happened to the local bobby who did people at 0600
on a Tueday when the speed limit was changed the day before, poor fu**ers coming off night shift, most got 6 points.
He got two weeks in hospital after a call to a car fire!
Wiskin, they have some pretty high tech stuff now for detecting terrorists/
Take a look at this picture that was processed using the latest forensic teschnology
Note the tailpack !!!
Ha! That made my day!
Wiskin, can you scan in the stop search form (1510)?
It'd be interesting to read what's on there. :yes
hey dC I'll take it you are a serving or previous serving?! I would agree that the cops don't follow this route without being goaded into it - sentences such as why don't you go and catch some terrorists blah blah blah, or some real criminals etc etc, will rile them and if you bang on about what do you think I've got a bomb or something!!! its just not clever - now wiskin I'm not infering that you said any of this but attitude bemoans attitude.
Deacs :thumbup
by the by ...... I'm with nob on this one the twin towers pics is in very poor taste!! joke or not thier are people out there that have lost people there.
Come on Wiskin, come clean. You were popping a hooooooooooooge wheely wasn't you ???
Come on Wiskin, come clean. You were popping a hooooooooooooge wheely wasn't you ???