GS riders are cocks (Confirmed)

we could burn it and pay hommage to the crapness together......

... Im having a moment! Oh the glorious glow....

bring the marshmallows.... yum yum

funnily enough they have been know to spontaneously combust ..with only the riders head and **** (same thing) remaining amongst the ashes, as reported by a local coroner lately lol

nice to know im exceptional ..and not special(needs) ha ha
suns shining and 25 degrees here so im off to thrash the...v4

dribble said:

I have to say I'm getting feelings of guilt. Maybe Im being a bit harsh slapping every GS rider with the same ****** stick? Im not saying you're all bad people, and Im definitely saying you're not All bad riders. I think what Im trying to say is... I'm categorically saying you are ALL cocks!

NO, No, Im not saying that ether! I do have a mate who has a GS, and he's not a ****! In fact he's a very nice chap.

However that dont change the fact that most of the time what i categorically saying, is most of the time its true! lol

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Hahaha.

There are always exceptions. Its not like I`v never know a guy on a sportbike who`s a ****.

Like I said GS guys in france always wave. Its just over here.
Also Almost every harley guy I nod to nods back, to be fair they all just seem like friendly father types out to enjoy the sun.
At least harley boys have some passion about it I guess.

I nod to all. its whats makes us different to the cage drivers!

exactomundo!

When I had my Harley I would nod to other bikers ,sports riders hardly ever nodded back ,mabey the 18" apes frightened them ,lol
btw my mate has a gs1200 thing ,but he is a mental patient...

pat said:

When I had my Harley I would nod to other bikers ,sports riders hardly ever nodded back ,mabey the 18" apes frightened them ,lol
btw my mate has a gs1200 thing ,but he is a mental patient...

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Ok, All mental patients, and cocks!

lol I just love zombie threads.. did ya know on UKGSER site they have a thread that says all RSV riders are cocks...only kidding ha ha
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Carbon Kid said:

lol I just love zombie threads.. did ya know on UKGSER site they have a thread that says all RSV riders are cocks...only kidding ha ha

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it wouldn't surprise me to be honest, GS'ers are not the most creative of people.

And look IM not the only one.

http://www.v-strom.co.uk/phpBB3/vie...sid=f7d0677d2be86979c5f4347168ff2854&start=30

wow didnt realise they had such a rep for just breaking down!

Makes our italian exotica look reliable!
Now I really cant see the appeal.....

stever said:

wow didnt realise they had such a rep for just breaking down!

Makes our italian exotica look reliable!
Now i really cant see the appeal.....

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lol

This made me giggle. taken from that link

"Last summer went to have a morning fry up at Posh Pigs (highly recommended and most excellent )cafe on Ellough Industrial Estate near Beccles in Suffolk. A Ewan wannabe rolled up on his GS fitted with all the gear, probably approaching three times the cost of my Vee. Managed to get into a conversation with him (?) and asked him if he'd had any good rides on it. "Yes" he replied. He'd been to Wales and back, a trip of about 300 miles each way and he was about to trade it in for a new one. I nearly choked on my fried eggs in stopping chuckling and changed the conversation to avoid taking the pee .. did he use his Sat Nav etc. etc.."

and another good one..

"I have a good GS story, 2 years ago i was waiting in the ferry line at Dover going to Calais. About 30 assorted BMW,s turned up mainly GS,s, with a support van, probably full of parts !!!!! I managed to get into a conversation with them , although it was hard work !!!!. Their attitude was very much one day little boy you will graduate off that toy DL650 and have a real bike, and then we can have a talk with you, and just maybe you can come on our weekend trip to Northern France? !!!!!!!

And anyway where are you going on that toy? so i explained Southern Greece via Croatia, Montenegro and Albania by myself with no support van !!!!! the look on there faces was priceless."

See they are all cocks.

Anyone in a GS club here? are you all cocks to each other or just to everyone else?

Yeah I read that, bloody madness. You have no right to be snobby with logic like that....

Well i never!!! just been out for 100miler and the 1st GS i saw, ignored me. BUT, the 2nd came towards me and then............ HE NODDED! so i ignored him! LOL So he wasn't a ****, just a ****!

lol Now now. You dont want us to get a name for us aprilia types as being cocks do ya.

I wont nod to some if they just dont look like the sort, but i`ll return a nod to anyone

I want to return a nod from a GS rider with a punch in the face! lol

Big thumbs up on that one dude PMSL!!!!

Overtook a GS today on the A1058 'coast road' in Newcastle. I was on the 308, a double decker bus......

(this may not have actually happened but we all want to believe it. Right Kids!)