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GS riders are cocks (Confirmed)

Overtook a GS today on the A1058 'coast road' in Newcastle. I was on the 308, a double decker bus......

(this may not have actually happened but we all want to believe it. Right Kids!)


LOL love it1 ;)
 
Saw a GS rider today, I gave him the finger! fortunately his observation isnt that of a bike rider, so he didnt see me! ;)
 
Is there a GS forum, I feel like abusing them. :2finger
Yes there is and its gsers uk? i know cos i have a gs1100 and asked a question relating to rocker end float and where it should be measured [there wasa a really good link showing tappet adj and end float but one photo was missing] i got a load of fekin smartarse remarks like "go and get your hands dirty blah blah,i posted a foul mouthed but clever reply ie i have stripped and rebuilt a load of jap bikes including a cbx 6 cylinder, they actually do call themselves tossers on theyre site [ have a look i kid u not ] biggest bunch of ******s going,if you dont believe that i detest gs riders on my bmw panniers i have 2 big stickers i got of e bay that states,,,,,,,,,I LOVE MY APRILIA. heehee good fun watching the fekers faces when they see it out and about.
 
though by the same extension, most bike riders in general are cocks...

Most of us think ourselves better and faster riders than average. Most of us keep our little pride and joy toyes in our garages and take them on sunny days, going on a ride, with no need to do so, spreading noise, fear and mechanical parts through quiet villages whilst dressed in romper suits.

Einsteins we aint.
I am a **** cos i only take me ape out when its dry, a gs100 bee um in rain [ although you have to watch for the power coming in ,knock knock whos there? power,,power who? ] but have an old fjr1300 which is fekin ace all round and i cant fault it, sorry lads but either im getting old or its one of the best all rounders ever built 62000 miles and smooth as fek oh and dont laugh 145bhp its not the later one , thats more powerfull but i do love my arsevee R
 
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look at the left side of the picture, lots of colour and vibrance, contrast is pretty good (lines seem well defined and light and dark is not blurred into a grey mush..)
then look at the rider, very VERY grey, do grey leathers even look that colour deprived?! then look at the forearms, the red gloves have good contrast and the forearm is just a crappy mixture of greyish tones
(this is usually what happens when you mix two different pictures, they are exposed different and have different white balances etc etc)

im not an expert and i dont have the patience to do a serious investigation, but i have made alot of joke fake pictures and have learnt alot about what makes them obvious fakes and how to try and hide that fact
biggest thing is the picture resolution, if you do the work using only very high resolution pictures and then make the end product medium or low resolution its near impossible to notice if its done well

at the end of the day it doesnt matter wether its a faked picture or not, its if you believe its possible to do that on that bike and wether or not a photographer just happened to be there to capture the miracle moment.. lol

I do art and photography , it looks to me like its genuine , and it looks to me like he was without a bike about 1 second later. And its not a proper gs like mine cos at this angle it would be halfway down the bore and piston. pippip chin chin stop press ive just been on gsers site and they are saying all ape riders are cocks! tossers
 
Anyone can do that with practice. A mate of mine say the best place to do it is Paddock hill bend, Brands!!

And who gives a **** about what they do on GS sites, they are calling us cocks because they have no imagination! Anyway, as shown, we are not the only ones calling them cocks.
 
Yes there is and its gsers uk? i know cos i have a gs1100 and asked a question relating to rocker end float and where it should be measured [there wasa a really good link showing tappet adj and end float but one photo was missing] i got a load of fekin smartarse remarks like "go and get your hands dirty blah blah,i posted a foul mouthed but clever reply ie i have stripped and rebuilt a load of jap bikes including a cbx 6 cylinder, they actually do call themselves tossers on theyre site [ have a look i kid u not ] biggest bunch of ******s going,if you dont believe that i detest gs riders on my bmw panniers i have 2 big stickers i got of e bay that states,,,,,,,,,I LOVE MY APRILIA. heehee good fun watching the fekers faces when they see it out and about.

PMSL :) nice.
 
I feel it only prudent to retain this thread in the main new post section. It has such good feedback for any GS riders or potential GS riders to assess before getting there hi-vis jackets on, putting there corned beef sandwiches and camera into their panniers and going off to do some train spotting. They are after all COCKS and it wont change!!!!!!!!!!!!! saw 2 the other day at a cafe having a cup of tea and had to fight myself to not knock their bikes over, then saw another on way home so graced him with the **** head sign instead of a nod. Love em really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I feel it only prudent to retain this thread in the main new post section. It has such good feedback for any GS riders or potential GS riders to assess before getting there hi-vis jackets on, putting there corned beef sandwiches and camera into their panniers and going off to do some train spotting. They are after all COCKS and it wont change!!!!!!!!!!!!! saw 2 the other day at a cafe having a cup of tea and had to fight myself to not knock their bikes over, then saw another on way home so graced him with the **** head sign instead of a nod. Love em really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PMSL :)


BTW - admin, can we make this thread sticky? :)
 
oh no not a 'sticky ****' thread ha ha, sooo funny this one has so many views and it not even about prillas
lol
ck
 

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