GS riders are cocks (Confirmed)

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Yo, I'm back to stir the *****!!!!!!!! not really as i wouldn't do that.

Look i aint calling GSers COCKS anymore, it falls on wasted ears. As Steve says, they just prove the point that Mr Dribble made many many posts ago every time they raise their old fogie stink of piss pant heads. As for thinking your fartie 800 would spank a mille, well hmmmmmm, not on my shift, and i'm sure not on big Steves either but i would freely welcome the challenge one day. Having said that i would just shove a rubber jonny over head and then you could **** yourself without interbreeding more boring old *******s. There see i got through this entire post without calling GSers COCKS, ******s they maybe though!!

nah who you kiddin, GSERS ARE COCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
RSV Stupid! said:
Yo, I'm back to stir the *****!!!!!!!! not really as i wouldn't do that.

Look i aint calling GSers COCKS anymore, it falls on wasted ears. As Steve says, they just prove the point that Mr Dribble made many many posts ago every time they raise their old fogie stink of piss pant heads. As for thinking your fartie 800 would spank a mille, well hmmmmmm, not on my shift, and i'm sure not on big Steves either but i would freely welcome the challenge one day. Having said that i would just shove a rubber jonny over head and then you could **** yourself without interbreeding more boring old *******s. There see i got through this entire post without calling GSers COCKS, ******s they maybe though!!

nah who you kiddin, GSERS ARE COCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Whatever you've been drinking I want.:biggrin
 
RSV Stupid! said:
Yo, I'm back to stir the *****!!!!!!!! not really as i wouldn't do that.

Look i aint calling GSers COCKS anymore, it falls on wasted ears. As Steve says, they just prove the point that Mr Dribble made many many posts ago every time they raise their old fogie stink of piss pant heads. As for thinking your fartie 800 would spank a mille, well hmmmmmm, not on my shift, and i'm sure not on big Steves either but i would freely welcome the challenge one day. Having said that i would just shove a rubber jonny over head and then you could **** yourself without interbreeding more boring old *******s. There see i got through this entire post without calling GSers COCKS, ******s they maybe though!!

nah who you kiddin, GSERS ARE COCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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class, pure class. ;)
 
:jack I don't think so ,lets see you on some dirt tracks and rivers,and when I've given you a jolly good seeing to:devious then pick your race track and I'll bring the HP2 Sport along and give you another seeing to big boy:eek:

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LOL, LOL, Love it, by virtue of your own tag;

Waltham Forest College Dept.of Motorcycle Engineering.
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles.
BMW F800 GS Enduro.

Go back to the forest and carry on blowing on Mr bubbles and shoving your **** up the rear ENDuro of ya GS! ;-) see ya till next week!
 
This post is growing just like a GSer on viagra, soon it will exploded into an almighty sticky smelly mess just like a good old GS engine....................
 
stormbringer said:
:jack I don't think so ,lets see you on some dirt tracks and rivers,and when I've given you a jolly good seeing to:devious then pick your race track and I'll bring the HP2 Sport along and give you another seeing to big boy:eek:

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Dude, that's big talk from someone who looks like they'd be out of breath getting up the stairs! :) lol
 
dribble said:
Dude, that's big talk from someone who looks like they'd be out of breath getting up the stairs! :) lol
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What makes me laugh is forward motion is greater when you have a high power lower wieght ratio and less mass whilst pushing through the air. As i am only 5'10 and 11.5stone (ex premier calender cycle racer) the power to weight ratio with me on an RSV is much greater than that of spartacus on a donkey!!!! Also you dont have to work in an automotive college to be able to ride a bike! as i am sure you know.

So to summarise, small, lean less body massed male who can ride bike can propel faster through air than large oversized male who may be able to ride bike but chooses to ride a tank instead!

See SteveR's point and that of my own have been proven again, GSers like to show the world that they are COCKs!!!!
 
As you know (hmm:confused) the F800 GS has a Rotax motor( now let me think Oh ,,,so does the Mille:thumbup) so why would it blow up!!

Now I might be bigger and older than most of you(58 and 14.5 st) ,but that don't worrry me none.Why because cocks that try(yes try) to get there knee down on rounabouts are normaly the ones that are at the back of the novice group when it comes to track days :biggrin
I could allways bring along on of my other bikes (no not the big blue)
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Me on the Cat at lyden when most of you were in nappies.
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Been cycling since the age of 14,I Love cycling ,go out to watch the Tour De France every year.
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And it takes more skill to ride the old'uns fast .
Me on my BMW R1100s Boxer Cup at Donny
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And if you not up for the bikes you can come along on your new fangled snowboard ,Just like my kids did and see if you can beat my old skis.
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My bikes faster than your bike, Im better than you.... dude, all Im saying is, once again, "generally, the sort that ride GS's are cocks!" simples. I dont give a rats arse if you can ride a bike well, my statement stands! And you really should stop putting pictures up of yourself, your not doing yourself any favours dude.

And yeah yeah yeah, I use to be a XC and down hill MTB'er, been riding bikes since I was 5. Im also the UK tidily-winks chap of 2002. If you fancy a go?

And BTW, your body position sucks, and you sliders look like they've never been used! And the fact you're posting so many pictures of yourself sugests you're not all there in the head!


Wouldn't mind a ride on your...... no scrap that!
 
dribble said:
My bikes faster than your bike, Im better than you.... dude, all Im saying is, once again, "generally, the sort that ride GS's are cocks!" simples. I dont give a rats arse if you can ride a bike well, my statement stands! And you really should stop putting pictures up of yourself, your not doing yourself any favours dude.

And yeah yeah yeah, I use to be a XC and down hill MTB'er, been riding bikes since I was 5. Im also the UK tidily-winks chap of 2002. If you fancy a go?

And BTW, your body position sucks, and you sliders look like they've never been used! And the fact you're posting so many pictures of yourself sugests you're not all there in the head!


Wouldn't mind a ride on your...... no scrap that!
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Here Here, The body position on the CAT is all wrong, turning your body away from the corner rather than head down looking through the apex! the sliders are all nice and shiney, and the tyres on the R1 have loads left on the chicken line!!! mate back off abit, infact down or you'll fall off! Go back to the GS site and sit like king of the castle. I have no personel issues just beliefs and they aint gonna change.

ps, i dont go in no novice group my friend and i certainly dont need no roundabout either...........

My Dribble you so were not the tiddlewink champ as i woz, i beat you!!!!! and i wouldnt want to ride it either LMAO
 
Iv gotta say, as funny as all this is. Credit where its due.

As dribble said I dont think he ever suggested that nobody who rides a GS can`t ride. Just that they have a stereotypical attitude.
And as far as I can see, stormbringer doesnt have a bad attitude, tours europe, does trackdays, has milles and an R1 and from all the other bikes, he`s world doesnt focus on his GS. So fair play to him :thumbup

Still though, its a fact, nobody on a GS is going to keep up with an equal rider on a mille (on tarmac obviously :thumbup ).
Also nobody who doesnt wear floral knit-wear and slippers is ever going to see a GS ride past and go "mmmmm", thats italian territory, and it wouldnt matter who is riding it :D
Just my 2cents
 
I'll have you know I was looking at the camera (on the cat) my mate Mark:thumbup:biggrin and his Kodak instamatic.And whats wrong with a hansome Devil like me:devious showing ones self off with a few photos?

And while I'm at it you can't be tiddly winks Champion because I'am and Subbuteo!!
And You know this is all toung in check young'un,just waiting to get fit after a track day broken arm ,then I'll be back.:eek:

Heres the bike that spat me off at Snett 300 after the brake lever/foot peg dug in and lifted the back wheel then griped and off I went.(just checkingto see were I'm looking before posting this one:biggrin

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We had taken the side stand off and the hero blobs (after seeing the above photo) to give a bit more ground clearance,I was lifting my feet to let the pegs lift but ran out of ground clearance (no fool like an old fool).
This was the result at the next track day at Snett 300 .


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You wanna stop doing trackdays on wobbly tourers matey!
Geta a track bike. You can get a fully prepped mille for like 1500quid!
No excuse for taking the above round a track if they hold you back.
My RVF400 had ground clearance issues, so I took the pegs off and jacked up the rear. The was destroying my boots so got rears sets (which dont deck out apparently), then decked them out along with the belly pan and rear brake lever, except they dont fold up and eventually I high sided it at about 60 :D
Still was back on track next day :)
 
This is how you can do it.
This is a mate of mine, Jaime Wilkins getting his elbow down on Paddock Hill bend at Brands Hatch
 

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