GS riders are cocks (Confirmed)

RSV Stupid! said:

LOL Steve you Feckin legend man, i have only just seen this bit! classic answer matey, legend! love ya xxxxxxxx

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SteveR said:

I swear it just writes itself, I mean honestly...

LR- your ok man, the real lone ranger rides an awesome steed (its heritage was never confirmed, but I suspect italian), and has at least one mate who hangs with him coz he`s fun (tonto) The Hi Vis lone ranger rides a storm cloud, has no mates, and spends his time sprinkling misery and gloom on happy people, pushing over christmas trees, and swearing in the faces of care bears

Cockster- you aint into the waving thats cool, and you dont wear hi vis thats cool too. At least your not doing it to "piss people off"
I`m totally with you on not one type of bike holding the monopoly on cockness. Infact the guy currently holding the crown in my eyes rides a TL1000R, (although thats before I met "The Gloominator" over there, who is single-handedly swaying my opinion on the stereotype, with his "you smile at me and I spit in your face because I like to bring people down" attitude).

Personally I ride with my headlights on in the day, because imo a glaring light source will always provide more visabilty than a little strip of day glow moob bra.

Also I nod to every guy I see on a bike, because they are risking their life daily just like me, because the freedom of riding calls to them. If they dont nod back it dont piss me off, a friendly gesture is free to give, returned or not :thumbup

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stormbringer said:

Here is a typical GS rider ,we all have something to prove.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btRvVLA0KzM

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cockbaiter said:

I doubt it!
I'm 3rd from the left in this group and as you can see my knee-sliders get some serious abuse.......

Morrismen.... What a bunch of Cocks.
I was out for a walk the other day when this bunch of Morrismen ran past me. They started shaking their sticks and jingling their bells behaving like the road was their own personal dance floor... Tossers.
Now I'm an easy going chap, but these middle aged wanna-be's really piss me off. Think they're better than the rest of us pedestrians. I nodded to a group of them who where stood outside a pub and not one of them acknowledged me. I nod at all pedestrians irrespective of whether or not they're wearing clogs. I nodded a pisshead in flipflops outside the chippy the other night and he waved back.
Strange how you only see Morrismen out on sunny days... Tossers! They wear all the gear but have no idea. I mean clogs on a High St... I bet none of them have been anywhere near a pithead in their lives.
I walk everyday in normal trainers whatever the weather and though I say it myself I'm pretty tasty in my dunlop green flashs, I don't need knee-bells to skip and jump. In fact I reckon I could skip and jump you in to a cocked hat wearing any footwear you'd like to choose.
You ****.
But live and let live that's what I say

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Iisacock said:

Your on a RSV, You were overtaken by a GS rider two up and you admit it on an open forum jack:biggrin

I think you need some riding lessons mate :thumbup

If GS riders are cocks does that mean RSV riders are *****'s ?

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Pablo Diablo said:

cockbaiter said:

I doubt it!
I'm 3rd from the left in this group and as you can see my knee-sliders get some serious abuse.......

Morrismen.... What a bunch of Cocks.
I was out for a walk the other day when this bunch of Morrismen ran past me. They started shaking their sticks and jingling their bells behaving like the road was their own personal dance floor... Tossers.
Now I'm an easy going chap, but these middle aged wanna-be's really piss me off. Think they're better than the rest of us pedestrians. I nodded to a group of them who where stood outside a pub and not one of them acknowledged me. I nod at all pedestrians irrespective of whether or not they're wearing clogs. I nodded a pisshead in flipflops outside the chippy the other night and he waved back.
Strange how you only see Morrismen out on sunny days... Tossers! They wear all the gear but have no idea. I mean clogs on a High St... I bet none of them have been anywhere near a pithead in their lives.
I walk everyday in normal trainers whatever the weather and though I say it myself I'm pretty tasty in my dunlop green flashs, I don't need knee-bells to skip and jump. In fact I reckon I could skip and jump you in to a cocked hat wearing any footwear you'd like to choose.
You ****.
But live and let live that's what I say

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OMG, 2 minutes of my life wasted again! You say a lot dude, but i dont think its live and let live! if it was you wouldn't be here

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cockster said:

Ohh the irony....



I never have bothered with the "waving" thing, No matter what bike i happen to be riding. And i've never ever ever worn Hi-vis or ride around with my lights on during the daylight hours. Of course i understand with newer bikes you can't be trusted to think for yourselves and the lights are turned on regardless. But then i don't own any newer bikes.

Some of the biggest twats i know happen to ride a bike, and that includes GS riders, they don't have the monopoly on being twats, and they do self depreciation better than most.. :nana.

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Carbon Kid said:

they should revert back to calling themselves 'members' on the ukgser forum, more accurate decription than **** (which is also correct)
lol lol
I is a **** too but only during the week when astride the donkey lol would also rather have a *****, more fun playing with myself.
ck

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dribble said:

Are you a real life **** rider Lisa, or just another fat bird with a beard on a over price pile of shinny ****?!
Sorry I dont mean to be offensive, ok maybe a little, but Im guessing the new single posters on here are GS riders. I knew when i started this thread you lot would join in. Its just like a GS rider, you just want to inpress. Fair shout, your the first to call us *****'s, look like you have more balls than your male GS counterparts.

Come to the dark side lisa, and I'll show you how i ride!

BTW did a mention GS riders are ALL ****.

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