Chat - Random **** thread

[slomogadgie]

is there an echo in here !!!!!
:lol:lol:lol

Nae really an echo wis it? Smin.
An "echo" is a sound caused by the reflection of the original sound off a wall or such like. The sound wave travels from the source out to the reflection surface at the speed of sound (786mph approx depending on conditions) , hits the refection surface and returns to the original source. The delay (which in music terms is different) of the sound coming back depends on the distance between the orginal sound source and the reflection surface.
So Smin, your comment is somewhat off mark a bit. However, I will give you the benifit doubt and call it a chinese whisper echo and even then I'm being more than generous.

Now how's that for random ****.

Stix...you should have called this thread "The random **** Shat Thread"

 

[slomogadgie]

Can't remember a night with so few Posts. Oh well.

I get this all the time Stixmin. Working funny hours I come on and nothing has moved at all.

 

[newelly]

right someone finish this sentence;

Stix has made 1000 posts, all of them totally ...............................................

better than anything you'll ever post Myth ... ya tosser :jack

 

[bay_1472]

right someone finish this sentence;

Stix has made 1000 posts, all of them totally whilst he was snifteroonified

Hows that un

 

[STiX]

Now come on. If I counted them back there's only about 999 I posted when pissed, and at least 1 post was useful. Gee whizz.

 

[aka_Gilo]

right someone finish this sentence;

Stix has made 1000 posts, all of them totally Welsh

:thumbup:thumbup

 

[STiX]

Cheers Gilo. I think you Brissol conundrum you :thumbup

 

[pikeman]

better than anything you'll ever post Myth ... ya tosser :jack

Thank god the billions spent on education have not been wasted.

 

[bay_1472]

They only spent farthings and shillings in newellys case

 

[Tricky 159]

They only spent farthings and shillings in newellys case

The old LSD eh ,that explains a lot.

 

[STiX]

Thank god the billions spent on education have not been wasted.

Don't you have anything nice to say about anyone?

And to think I stuck up for you when you first came on here & loads of people giving you grief. Oh well eh.

 

[Aldo]

Nae really an echo wis it? Smin.
I will give you the benifit doubt and call it a chinese whisper echo and even then I'm being more than generous.

Now how's that for random ****.

Stix...you should have called this thread "The random **** Shat Thread"

S, I know whit yer mean.

gadgie I get the same effect when I've had to much apple juice and decide to go into the glen. :cheers

 

[newelly]

Thank god the billions spent on education have not been wasted.

FFS Myth ...

You are a lost cause to the forum

When you were tunneling in like a tapeworm with your "ooooo I might leave and never come back" ***** some defended your cuntomungusness

However Myth now its like, having completed a jigsaw puzzle, finding an extra useless piece at the very bottom of the box that doesn't fit anywhere.

You never have anything constructive or positive to say about anybody other than yourself

You don't even mention the unfortunate Mrs Myth or the Pikelets

I now find myself imagining (as none of us will ever see you) what you might look like and what you do for a living

Guess #1
1 (as you mention education) You are a primary school teacher ... or an optician ... or work for a council
2 Height ... 5'10"
3 Average build ... maybe 175kg
4 Good head of hair ... maybe light brown
5 Glasses ... metal frames
6 Size 10 feet ... and you prefer comfy loafers ... maybe suede?
7 You carry a tatty leather briefcase
8 You eat a lot of fruit and fibre
9 You might even be a veggy
10 You are either passively religious or mental born again ... nothing in the middle

Guess#2
You look like a smug arrogant infuriatingly self assured annoying lonely prick

ok ... Myth ... how many points did I score?

 

[pikeman]

FFS Myth ...

You are a lost cause to the forum

When you were tunneling in like a tapeworm with your "ooooo I might leave and never come back" ***** some defended your cuntomungusness

However Myth now its like, having completed a jigsaw puzzle, finding an extra useless piece at the very bottom of the box that doesn't fit anywhere.

You never have anything constructive or positive to say about anybody other than yourself

You don't even mention the unfortunate Mrs Myth or the Pikelets

I now find myself imagining (as none of us will ever see you) what you might look like and what you do for a living

Guess #1
1 (as you mention education) You are a primary school teacher ... or an optician ... or work for a council
2 Height ... 5'10"
3 Average build ... maybe 175kg
4 Good head of hair ... maybe light brown
5 Glasses ... metal frames
6 Size 10 feet ... and you prefer comfy loafers ... maybe suede?
7 You carry a tatty leather briefcase
8 You eat a lot of fruit and fibre
9 You might even be a veggy
10 You are either passively religious or mental born again ... nothing in the middle

Guess#2
You look like a smug arrogant infuriatingly self assured annoying lonely prick

ok ... Myth ... how many points did I score?

welly welly welly oh dear, i thought we had worked through this.Stop supressing your love its damaging you.

All your guesses right first time, amazing. Are you ginger?

 

[STiX]

Well ive been in a right old ****** mood today. Reason - had my timetable for next year. And it's ******* horrendous.

Now I apologise to everyone who's not a teacher/lecturer/letcherer as that'll mean **** all but it defines the whole of my next year & it's bad.

Hopefully get to see my boss tomorrow tho & change summat but got a bad feeling about it and I'm one pissed off person right now

I'm generally a v laid back easy going bloke but not today. Only good thing is that I'm going to Drayton manor with the family tomorrow eve/Thursday & big weekend of riding mid/north Wales on weekend.

If my old dwarfesque boss doesn't change enough tomorrow he's having it big time :thumbup

 

[Aldo]

Whit's up S, did yer gaffer tell yer it wis aboot time yer earned yer corn???

 

[STiX]

No not quite aldo & I have to admit that having been there so long (over 16 yrs) sometimes I do have it easy. However expecting me to teach how to make iPhone apps in sept when I haven't a first clue where to start is a bit much. Especially considering I'm not back in work until Aug 31st.

And no I'm not going to spend all my summer trying to learn it. ****** off. And he's took other stuff ive spent years developing off me and given me ****. FFS.

 

[trickymicky6]

:thumbup:thumbup

tidy like butt

 

[Aldo]

maybe he's jist testin the water wae yer cause yer trap maist mornins reekin of the swally?






































































































































jist kiddin mucker.

 

[STiX]

Hmm. Trying to translate. Do you mean I turn up stinking of booze? well I am a flipping pisshead but never drink much in the week if at all. So no that's not it. He is a ******* Mormon tho.