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A load of B*LLOCKS

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:eek::devious
 
don't it thins the blood

It's a lot better this morning just very uncomfortable. Don't want to be over confident but I reckon I should get away with a few paracetamol fingers crossed.

And Looney I could put those scoops of Ice cream on my throbbing nads:thumbup

I see someone got killed on a bike over your way on sunday. Road was blocked outside R.O.F. following day all the flowers by the road. Paper said it was a young lad on a bike.:dunno
 
Just tie a bag of frozen peas to your waist fella and lord it up on the couch :biggrin:thumbup

Came across that RTA at the ROF on the way home on Sunday and got diverted around. Figured it might be a VSI/Fatal from the amount of plods that was there and having asked how long the road was likely to be closed got the obligatory " going to be a few hours".

Of course numb nuts here went to turn around in the road and head back Puriton way until it was pointed out to me I could scoot through the ROF and back out the other side :dunno:roll
 
wtf, those coppers never told me that, I actually turned around in the rof entrance in front of them and tootled off back to puriton:rant

But never mind its my birthday today:doug and my nuts are going black:eek:

Better have a barbie and some Blackthorn:thumbup
 
:eek:

Well it was a girly and one of those community plastic fuzz wannabe's that sent me off around the ROF. Either she was gagging for a bit and feeling helpful :devious or she thought I was a **** and best to get me off the roads ASAP :biggrin

Prolly the latter there.

What times the BBQ firing up then? :doug
 
Hows those crown jewels BS...the bruising settled yet mate ... you'll be firing blanks orf in no time at all :biggrin
 
And they are a bit bruised. but not that bad. Ask BarryRS, I flashed him the damage this afternoon.:eatcorn
 
I aaaah, take yer word for it mate :eek:...got me legs crossed now without visualizing the damaged area... flmao ... glad yer on the mend mate, take care. :thumbup
 
Not that soon bro, I aint safe for twenty weeks.

You have to flush the system befor you are safe, so you bring that time down.:pirate

Just reading your story brought on a flash back!:puke

Take away the pain, just leave the swelling:devious
 
ouch

my mate had it done, ended up with a black and purple sack and a pair of king edwards, could'nt sit on a sofa, never mind a bike lol :puke
 
thought you'd started a new thread BS - 'Breaking In Method' - turns out its just someone running in a new mille and wants advice
 
Well the plan was for the missus to give us a hand tonight ehem. But she has buggered off to bed.
Gonna go and bother her in a bit but if not will slap it on her *** in the morning.
Probably get told where to go:eatcorn
 

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