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A load of B*LLOCKS

Mine was done quite some time ago and I've not got any regrets. How long ago you ask? 28 years ago. The missus & I have had a great time and I MUCH prefer bareback. :thumbup There are also some side effects to the pill that have the possibility of not being too good for the missus. It is your decision ultimately and it generally can be reversed if it had to be.
 
It's not that bad ( once you have enough drugs in you) Just think of all the fun you can have once it's sorted and of course it becomes your partner's responsibility to assist you with the 'milking' after the op to ensure all the fishes are cleared out...happy days!
 
Is it just me or is this quickly turning into the worlds best " don't get the snip" thread :biggrin

A few years ago one of the guys I worked with had his plums suitably adjusted. Few days later we were on a flight to Canada. Geno's nads were giving him a spot of discomfort to he thought he'd pop em out for some fresh air mid flight. :eek:

Looked like he'd packed a pair of blood oranges for the trip. Anyway Geno's happy enough sat there with his famiy jewels out, much laughter and taking the p1ss and the air hostess wanders along with the inflight snack trolley, goes to give Geno his tray, spots his spuds, shrieks and drops the tray.

I think we were still laughing when we got off the plane, waving goodbye to one red faced dolly in the process. Good times.
 
Yup my missus said the same. "You know we have got to have loads of *** after the snip"

I aint gonna argue with that.:thumbup
 
There's nothing to worry about, you'll just feel a little prick, and the docs done thousands of them..


 
Haaa!! Mark quality


One thing i would like to know is how did ya ever get round to thinking "Right then lets do it" dont blame ya for thinking about it and im sure its the most sensible decision to make but how did ya ever get to the point where ya say "yes"

fair play though bud but now theres no excuse to knock out a pearl necklace onto the loverly other half :laugh
 
Cheers for the reassuring pic there buddy:eek:

Milleboy, it's not a decision me and her indoors took lightly but It would be unfair for me to expect the missus to remain on the old Jack and Jill for the rest of her life and I don't like wearing nodders. I hate it in fact.:dowhat. All three of my kids were born by cesarian section due to being big lumps like their dad:devious And I did suggest that they removed the wifes gearbox when Amy was born but it fell upon deaf ears:roll Another option would be for her to have one of those things that looks like a little tv ariel shoved up there but we opted for the chop.
They dont just let you go ahead and do it either, You have to have a councelling session then a cool off period and then you get to the point I am at now. Bricking it:kicknuts
 
dont you lose *** drive by having your pipework re-routed? Just got to think of the good stuff mate, sure nowt to worry about
 
Sorry for the horror story mate, its just that reading the post brought back on a flash back. Once the operation was done all was fine- no real pain and back in the saddle within a week.

As for time off work........ Ive got a Surgeon client who did his OWN!!!!! and was back at work the following day.
 
Sorry for the horror story mate, its just that reading the post brought back on a flash back. Once the operation was done all was fine- no real pain and back in the saddle within a week.

As for time off work........ Ive got a Surgeon client who did his OWN!!!!! and was back at work the following day.


So he did is own, then sent the bill to BUPA for the op on himself..:dowhat
 
And they rekoned Rambo was tough when he stiched up his arm..flmao...jeeezus
 
A bloke I work with "Spud" managed to have a shag on the evening of his snip and I thought that was hardcore but it would appear not:dunno
 

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