A load of B*LLOCKS
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Brent Knoll, Somerset
Another bloke at work "Rob", had a few glasses of wine on the evening of his snip. Woke up during the night for a piss and passed out mid stream. His wife and kids rushed in as he came around only to find him in a puddle of piss with his todger hanging out and a bump on his head from where he nutted the sink on the way down. It's true. Jeez I can't wait:dowhat
FFS - don't worry about it. I did it ages ago and never had a moment's difficulty. And I'm a wussy fraidycat Honda-rider that hasn't even got the balls to ride an RSV! You'll be fine - ignore anyone that hasn't had the procedure themselves...
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Brent Knoll, Somerset
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Brent Knoll, Somerset
Well it's the night before the snip. Off to bed now. The opp is 08:30am in the morning. (tuesday). Will post how it goes later tomorrow.:eatcorn
something tothink about before you go to sleep - its the weird feeling when you're anaesthetised (??) of a strange pulling seems to be deep in your stomach that I remember. pure horrible!
the consultant who performed the op on me was a customer from a few years before that we had done some home improvements for. he recognised me as he came into the room and immediately started going on about a dodgy worktop joint we'd done in his kitchen.... ******* was just winding me up that he was going to be less than careful with the knife.... he said afterwards there was never any problem with his worktops or anything else - his idea of (sick) humour in my weakest hour
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Brent Knoll, Somerset
Nasty bugger lol.
Well I am home from the snippage and can honestly say it was bloody horrible. First off he didnt use enough jollop in the *** so although I didn't feel the cutting of the ball bag I went through the roof when he got started on me plumbing. He had to give me two more loads and I could still feel it:rant
Really glad I got it done now but bloody hell my bollocks are throbbing. Feel sick too.
uke Had to be done though I spose.
I need to go lay on the sofa.:eatcorn
Well I am home from the snippage and can honestly say it was bloody horrible. First off he didnt use enough jollop in the *** so although I didn't feel the cutting of the ball bag I went through the roof when he got started on me plumbing. He had to give me two more loads and I could still feel it:rant
Really glad I got it done now but bloody hell my bollocks are throbbing. Feel sick too.
uke Had to be done though I spose.I need to go lay on the sofa.:eatcorn
Thanks for the graphic images Tim; my nuts are going to take all afternoon to retract themselves :biggrin
Joined Jan 2008
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Middlesbrough
Nowt to it mate
, ask for pre med first, makes you feel pissed almost immediately, down side is you end up talking *****, but no pain. :thumbup good luck.I take it you went to Weston Tim?
They made a right mess of my hernia op and pushed me out of the hospital in a wheelchair before I could walk so I requested another hospital (BRI) to carry out the surgery on my wrist.
They made a right mess of my hernia op and pushed me out of the hospital in a wheelchair before I could walk so I requested another hospital (BRI) to carry out the surgery on my wrist.
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Brent Knoll, Somerset
No buddy I went to Bridgwater. They were really nice and friendly and all but I reckon someones been diluting the dope they use as I needed three lots and it still fealt like someone was flicking my nuts with a plastic ruler every two seconds. Its been seven hours and plenty of paracetamol and brufen later and I have got that sickly ache in my guts that you get after a wack in the ballsuke And I am so bored just crashed out on the sofa watching reruns of "Quincy" etc. Don't get me wrong Quincy is the man but It just aint the same today:kicknuts
uke And I am so bored just crashed out on the sofa watching reruns of "Quincy" etc. Don't get me wrong Quincy is the man but It just aint the same today:kicknuts
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Northamptonshire, England
Oh bugger,. not enough jolly juice...yep know the feeling...there must be a shortage of the stuff....It'll be worth it in the long run....take it easy & get the pain relief/alcohol down yer neck!
Hang on are you using ibubrofen or similar....don't it thins the blood & can lead to problems....co-codamol is the fella, see yer GP...they're usually more than sympathetic:thumbup
Hang on are you using ibubrofen or similar....don't it thins the blood & can lead to problems....co-codamol is the fella, see yer GP...they're usually more than sympathetic:thumbup
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Somerset
Must be a Bridgwater thing mate with regards to the jolly juice ***.
Was in the dentists in town 2 weeks ago and they gave me a *** in my gums to numb the pain before attacking me with the old drill.
Well, 2 further jabs later I got to the stage where it didn't hurt although still felt like the silly ***** was avin at me with a jack hammer.
I guess they figure that the majority of the town locals are brain dead so don't need anything to numb things down :biggrin :dunno
Was in the dentists in town 2 weeks ago and they gave me a *** in my gums to numb the pain before attacking me with the old drill.
Well, 2 further jabs later I got to the stage where it didn't hurt although still felt like the silly ***** was avin at me with a jack hammer.
I guess they figure that the majority of the town locals are brain dead so don't need anything to numb things down :biggrin :dunno
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Springdale, Arkansas, USA
Sorry to hear about the low dose of anesthesia. Take it easy for a few days and if you can I'm guessing they said to ice the area down. It will keep the swelling down and recovery will be sooner. Std. disclaimer: listen to what the Dr. said blah..blah..blah..
My similar experience wasn't quite so bad. I've torn the ACL on my left knee, I'm on the OR table & strapped down for the ride..the anesthesiologist is complaining about her housekeeper and that she thinks that some of her silver is being stolen..I chime in.."Why don't you fire the ***** and hire somebody else?!" (not like me, I'm generally pretty easy going). She (the anestesiologist) looks at me and says "You're supposed to be asleep." She reached up and tickled the drip..and gentlemen and ladies.. I WENT TO SLEEP!
The big picture is that it is for the best. :thumbup Far healthier for the missus and is reversible if necessary. Keep in mind the fun you'll have after you're up again!:devious:devious
It will keep the swelling down and recovery will be sooner. Std. disclaimer: listen to what the Dr. said blah..blah..blah..My similar experience wasn't quite so bad. I've torn the ACL on my left knee, I'm on the OR table & strapped down for the ride..the anesthesiologist is complaining about her housekeeper and that she thinks that some of her silver is being stolen..I chime in.."Why don't you fire the ***** and hire somebody else?!" (not like me, I'm generally pretty easy going). She (the anestesiologist) looks at me and says "You're supposed to be asleep." She reached up and tickled the drip..and gentlemen and ladies.. I WENT TO SLEEP!
The big picture is that it is for the best. :thumbup Far healthier for the missus and is reversible if necessary. Keep in mind the fun you'll have after you're up again!:devious:devious
Joined Oct 2007
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Springdale, Arkansas, USA
Sorry to hear about the low dose of anesthesia. Take it easy for a few days and if you can I'm guessing they said to ice the area down. It will keep the swelling down and recovery will be sooner. Std. disclaimer: listen to what the Dr. said blah..blah..blah..
My similar experience wasn't quite so bad. I've torn the ACL on my left knee, I'm on the OR table & strapped down for the ride..the anesthesiologist is complaining about her housekeeper and that she thinks that some of her silver is being stolen..I chime in.."Why don't you fire the ***** and hire somebody else?!" (not like me, I'm generally pretty easy going). She (the anestesiologist) looks at me and says "You're supposed to be asleep." She reached up and tickled the drip..and gentlemen and ladies.. I WENT TO SLEEP!
The big picture is that it is for the best. :thumbup Far healthier for the missus and is reversible if necessary. Keep in mind the fun you'll have after you're up again!:devious:devious
It will keep the swelling down and recovery will be sooner. Std. disclaimer: listen to what the Dr. said blah..blah..blah..My similar experience wasn't quite so bad. I've torn the ACL on my left knee, I'm on the OR table & strapped down for the ride..the anesthesiologist is complaining about her housekeeper and that she thinks that some of her silver is being stolen..I chime in.."Why don't you fire the ***** and hire somebody else?!" (not like me, I'm generally pretty easy going). She (the anestesiologist) looks at me and says "You're supposed to be asleep." She reached up and tickled the drip..and gentlemen and ladies.. I WENT TO SLEEP!
The big picture is that it is for the best. :thumbup Far healthier for the missus and is reversible if necessary. Keep in mind the fun you'll have after you're up again!:devious:devious
