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A load of B*LLOCKS

Black Sabbath

Black Sabbath

Joined Aug 2007
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Brent Knoll, Somerset
My bollocks in fact. They are disconnecting them permanently next tuesday morning at 08:30:eek: I have got the snipsters first appointment of the day so I hope he aint out on the piss monday night coz I want that man to have a steady hand:roll
 
are you riding there and back.
Dont get too chatty with the man, friend of mine did that and the anesthetic started wearing off. he was told he couldn't have anymore so best i hurry up and get the second one done.
 
honest that happened, i also had another friend that rode his bike down to the surgery had it done, rode home and then spent the rest of the day painting his windows up a ladder.
 
BB1000 said:
Its just sooooooooooooooooooo wrong.....:eek:
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I'm right with yer on that vote BB...from what i've heard ya definately don't wanna be riding to the surgery...the trip home could well be a nightmare...a couple blokes i know had this done never walked normal for a day or two at least. :puke
 
ouch,im NEVER havin that fooker done.
id rather pack in shagging the wife ffs.
best of luck b.s,but rather you than me buddy.
 
Hope it's not this guy who's tinkering with yer spuds mate :devious:eek:

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Well look on the bright side me ol china

1, Ya missus wont be chuffer due to the pill

2, Ya can go bare back all day every day

Rock on!!
 
Yuppers, 34yrs old now with 3 kids. Deffo dont want anymore. Its only a half hour op so what can go wrong:dunno ehem:roll
Soon as its done I can jizzle the shnizzle right up her in complete safety:doug


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Soon as its done I can jizzle the shnizzle right up her in complete safety:doug


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pure genius :eatcorn
 
What can go wrong WHAT CAN GO WRONG. ILL TELL YOU WHAT CAN GO F*CKING WRONG. :rant:rant:rant YOU CAN GET THE TRAINEE THATS WHAT CAN GO F*CKING WRONG. CUT ME OUTSIDE THE f*CKING ANESTETIC. TOOK THEM 10 MINUTES TO GET ME OFF THE CEILING.:angry
 
Just reminded me of something any of you boys seen Max and paddy road to nowhere :laugh "The First Cut is The Deepest ohhh the first cut is the deepest" funny as balls
 
Fella,the best thing i ever had done,as you say.You can throw ya load & not have any problems,lets hope its a blonde trainee,tell ya what fella,if she is a blonde there no way your be gettin naughty thoughts in your head..:devious
 
That will be the one day in my life that the old fella aint gonna be trying to draw attention to himself. On the contrary I reckon he will shrink back to an embarrasing 11 inches:devious.
Sabre, cheers for the horror story, it really helps:eek:
For each good report I hear there is always a duff one to counter act it.
Aint pulling out now tho (no pun intended)
less then 5 full days till the axe falls on my beloved nadz.:dowhat
 
Black Sabbath said:
That will be the one day in my life that the old fella aint gonna be trying to draw attention to himself. On the contrary I reckon he will shrink back to an embarrasing 11 inches:devious.
Sabre, cheers for the horror story, it really helps:eek:
For each good report I hear there is always a duff one to counter act it.
Aint pulling out now tho (no pun intended)
less then 5 full days till the axe falls on my beloved nadz.:dowhat
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Fella,the last thing you want to hear is bad storys,with me it was ok,just had 3 days off work,doin absolutley nothin,all the best fella..:thumbup
 
Well the fire brigade have said I have to be off sick for a week minimum for obvious reasons. The wife on the other hand thinks it's a great opportunity to take the kids to Legoland. Like I am gonna want to be walking round that place with stitches in me sack?:whipping
On a plus note I have just been round to check out our friends new hot tub and his missus thinks the best way for me to recover is to go and relax in their new tub. Result:thumbup She had a well low top on today too although her teets aint exactly huge.
Not sure they are gonna like my bleeding ball bag in the old tub but I aint gonna say no:eatcorn Aint a ****** little tub either, it's a twenty five grand biggy. One part is a hot tub with all the bubbles and **** and the other is a bigger slightly colder pool with under water fans so you can swim against the flow. It has got a dvd player and everything. Top friends. Bikers too, they got a zed 9 and a thou.:thumbup
 
Had this done a couple of years ago....apart from not having enough 'jolly juice' pumped in the old spuds ( and yelling the place down!) at the start...cheers mate, 'thought you were some kind of knacker nipper specialist!?' It was fine (the smell of overcooked pork is a trifle off-putting)...The best bit though was a weekend of Brandy and Co-Codamol...excellent. Then straight back to work on Monday No Worries!
 
I have also heard that although its numb you are still aware of the disturbing "tugging" sensation as they pull your tubes out to slice and burn them off. Cant say its summat I am looking forwards to.
 

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