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Nah, I reckon I'll be welling up with the best of them. I'm soft as ***** when it comes to kids, especially my kids.
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Nah, I reckon I'll be welling up with the best of them. I'm soft as ***** when it comes to kids, especially my kids.
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Spirits - no chance. Rarely touch 'em, though love a good whisky. Tend to stick to beer on a session, throw in spirits, shots, yager bombs and such **** and I go proper batshit mental - if there's any music going on my insane epilectic dancing tends to scare people.
Rarely get proper messed up these days, probably, no definitely, for the best, spent a large part of my adult life amusing people with my ridiculous pissed-up antics. That's my legacy :yes
Rarely get proper messed up these days, probably, no definitely, for the best, spent a large part of my adult life amusing people with my ridiculous pissed-up antics. That's my legacy :yes
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Glad again we are of a similar mentality :thumbup
I'm the same these days rarely get that bad. However my memory stinks when pissed, the times I wake up not remembering much at all with cuts down my arm etc. Then I find out I didn't get in til 4. Hmm ok that was the other week but I am better!!
Flipping eck at our age we should know better.
I'm the same these days rarely get that bad. However my memory stinks when pissed, the times I wake up not remembering much at all with cuts down my arm etc. Then I find out I didn't get in til 4. Hmm ok that was the other week but I am better!!
Flipping eck at our age we should know better.
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Memory loss. Oh yes. Went though a phase of waking up in my (cheap, rank) bedsit to find: road signs, garden furniture, wheel barrows, BBC film cameras (I kid you not). Never had any idea where they'd come from. The morning I woke up to find I was eyeball to eyeball with a rather confused and hungry looking dog I figured I needed to ease off the hooch a little.
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I was nodding away to myself until the film camera & the dog. WTF?
Never mind I can't flipping talk. The best one for me was the 5ft wooden bird table. **** it was heavy. Stayed at my mates student digs in swansea & right in the middle of their kitchen was this bird table. Took it back to Loughborough & gave it to our cleaner Pam - she liked it.
Never mind I can't flipping talk. The best one for me was the 5ft wooden bird table. **** it was heavy. Stayed at my mates student digs in swansea & right in the middle of their kitchen was this bird table. Took it back to Loughborough & gave it to our cleaner Pam - she liked it.
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Love it. One night out late teens we climbed into someone's garden, nicked an ornate white metal garden chair, gaffa taped one of our mates up to it, propped him on the doorstep of the house we'd nicked the chair from, rang the bell, and legged it damn near pissing ourselves with laughter.
Gaffa tape boy had the last laugh though. Middle-aged MILF types come to the door, he lays on some sob story about how some nasty bigger boys beat him up and taped him to this chair. MILF doesn't recognise her own chair (witless bint) and gets all sympathetic and un-gaffers him. Being as it's about 2.00am she's in a dressing gown and as she's freeing him one of her baps escapes. Gaffa boy damn near shoots his load and has a good year's worth of hand jobs in the bank.
*******.
Gaffa tape boy had the last laugh though. Middle-aged MILF types come to the door, he lays on some sob story about how some nasty bigger boys beat him up and taped him to this chair. MILF doesn't recognise her own chair (witless bint) and gets all sympathetic and un-gaffers him. Being as it's about 2.00am she's in a dressing gown and as she's freeing him one of her baps escapes. Gaffa boy damn near shoots his load and has a good year's worth of hand jobs in the bank.
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