I'm from down south as well, and would consider myself to be very easy to get along with. I'm often too laid back for my own good. your comments about young whipper snappers giving you the hump, is justified, but surly it is for us more mature riders to impart our experience and knowledge onto these sometimes misguided yoof. they can't help being young, but we can help them to get old.
you have to understand how these forums work, half the fun is the banter. there is a wealth of knowledge on here, its a very young forum and there are some very talented and experienced people here.
I just worry that the common denominator in all your troubles with forums and the like, is you.
My advice, keep the mille, lighten up, chill out. and enjoy. be sad to loose you to another piece of jap rubbish. Dare to be different.:thumbup