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New Owner - my headlights are rubbish!

Yes Slomo, its the same old crack, but at least it gets a few laffs & a bit crack.

Brooksy, not sure about the location, I can only assume the beach lads have done a crackin job of cleanin away all the coal.
Last time I was down ther, it was nowt like Bondai beach.

Grin, I wadnt put it past ya, being a mackem or is it a tackem.
 
grin factor said:
Headlight, now there's a thing. I was out with a couple of reprobates from this wonderful forum & one said my headlights were *****. Bit of an understatement, both bulbs had blown & I didn't know. What did I do? Simple, next stop, swapped bulbs from their bikes - 1 from each, and they still don't know. Well they might now, and will be out checking. Cheers lads.:thumbup
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you shall hear from my lawyer in due course and will no doubt face charges of slander and theft, i hope they lock you up and throw the key away :lol
 
Hi there cruddles, I don't give a toss whether your intro was crap, just love the abuse newbies get when they enter into the affray, can't remember wheter I got any **** although the advise on how to cure my service light which kept coming on was crap. Involved riding naked on a full moon chanting Tuono Tuono Tuono after pushing backwards and forwards several times. Think I had to shag a virgin over the saddle and sacrifice a cockeral as well which was lucky as I had one to get rid of anyway.

Sure thing the advise worked I've never had the problem since.

Anyway welcome aboard.
 
Hello Cruddles.

Don't worry about the Dobermans guarding the doors ... they're actually quite freindly and helpful.

We are a civilised and constructive bunch who like nothing more than helping and welcoming new members.

Now ... moving on ... have you any more pictures of that bird on the beach ... preferably walking the other way in the nuddy?

Oh!

And it's your turn for the forum BBQ
 
Thanks for the warm welcome - I think!

The rubbish headlights did me a favour last night - close to home and riding a bit slower than I probably would've been with brighter lights, a young lad on a bike coming in the other direction lost it right in front of me, crossed my side of the road and flew into the ditch. Luckily he wasn't badly hurt and I think that his bike (a nasty Chinese cruiser) will be repairable. So, if I'd been travelling faster, I might have hit him or been well ahead of him and not been there to help him - rubbish headlights, a mixed blessing!
 
I was oot the other nicht, it was pishing doon and pitch black and a **** pulled up beside me at a roundabout oan a Gixxer with a black visor. The visability was ***** in the car
 
Welcome mucker, you could try eating hunners of carrots. :yes
 
Aldo said:
1. adjust the beam.

2. just hold the pass button on wae yer finger.

3. if that's nae use ride during Daylight.

4. if that's nae use slow doon.

5. if that's nae use, get rid of yer machine.

6. if the above is of no use.

7. **** Right Oot ya feckin FUD.
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Aldo - you're my hero!
 
Sussed it - brown connector problem! Didn't notice it a first as bike is always attached to an optimate. First ride that needed a few stop starts found me with a flat battery. Chopped out the melting brown blob of plastic, now have proper current and proper headlights!

I'm going to do the switch mod to make dipped beam stay on with full, I reckon it'll then be the Dogs Nuts!

I tried most of Aldo's good advice but came to the conclusion that he lacks technical and mechanical prowess - having said that, the carrots idea was pretty sound and I'm sure that it has helped!
 
C, feckin sussed right off cheers fir the carrots bit though, and fir the Bandy man. Yer makin me Blush mucker.
 
Hi and welcome to the forum the ruffled feathers should have settled by now !! Your a step ahead of me as I aint located the infamous brown connector yet ! Must have a rummage for it ! Enjoy the forum good banter and some cracking info despite some of the offerings so far :lol
 

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