* Run out of fuel on way to petrol station
* Pushed bike to station and filled with fuel
* Pushed the button and very slight turnover
* Pushed bike away from pump
* Tried to start it again. Occasional turn over
* Switched off and phoned green flag
* Green Flag arrived and hooked up a portable jump start thingy suitable for bikes
* Click, click, click on the starter solenoid
* Loaded bike on to back of truck
* Arrived home and changed battery for a new fully charged one
* Click, click, click on the starter solenoid
to be continued
Edit: Oh, we tried to jump it too but nothing.