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GS riders are cocks (Confirmed)

lol...I'd forgotten about this thread.....I'm kinda brainwashed these days...when I see a GS, I'm automatically checking it out for cockishness...:lol:
 
ha ha, this is THEE zombie thread lol lol
yes theyre still cocks, dont even nod to me when im on the (pre-****) **** bike
lol lol
 
I cant tell you guys how good it is to see you're still spreading the word, or public information as i like to see it.

GS riding COCKs
 
Well, I can categegorically say I'm no longer GS cockist.
I actually gave a pair of oncomming GS jockeys a *heads up' of a hidden speed check sCamera van.
I'm going soft in my old age :lol



























seriously though, I always tip the wink at 2 wheelers, even baseball hat wearing moped knobs :lol
 
hey guys " do you think the guys on the bmw gs owner section call aprilia riders cocks ? lol i bet they do . about a month ago i was having the usual smoke break in the we carpark at muirkirk when a few guys pulled in and yes there was a **** with them lol and we got chatting he was telling me how good they were and that he could go faster down the muirkirk road, faster than most sports bikes (total **** btw i thought) anyway finished the smoke and the chat then went on my way with the **** and his mates on tow behind me ,so im thinking this guy might give it a go and try and pass me here ,did he ? no ******* chance i was off like a crazy **** ******* nutcase the only thing he would be beating would be his wife when he got home in a bad mood cause he just got ****** by a **** ******* aprilia rider called mad biff lol (fannys) er"i mean cocks lol
 
Cocks with no sense of balance.
One parks next to me in the work car park, bloke fell over trying to get on it and toppled my RSV over into a post that twated the back RHS.
He just rode off as well. I was lucky there was a security video.
 
I struck up bit of a conversation with 3 GS guys this afternoon (well, they started it actually)....to be fair, they were ok...and not completely up their own arses.....good guys....took the piss out of themselves/each other.....Anyway, they all had the ali boxes on, as they do...the satnavs were all fired up too....I asked where they came from, it turned out they had travelled almost 30 miles....they'd come out for a bit of food & drink...and were heading back.
Curiosity got the better of me, I couldn't help myself...and I asked what was actually in the boxes......now, here's me expecting a "mind your own ******* business" sort of reply, and I was quite suprised when they simply said...."toolkit, waterproofs, maps, and loads of odds and ends and ****"....but having said that, they all admitted they were mostly empty, and the only reason they were carting the luggage around, was because they simply couldn't be arsed to take it off.

Must admit, I quite liked the guys....but carrying around all that empty luggage?
To be honest...IF they had left that luggage at home....I'd have been hard pressed to call 'em full on cocks....maybe, partial cocks instead eh?
 
I've just got rid of my GS for a tuoldo. Doe's that now mean I'm less of a **** but still a ****?

Old bike
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New bike
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well since you now have a decent bike mate :biggrin, its looking good we might be able to save you from ****`dom after all . posting a pic of you on the back wheel would seal it i think im sure :thumbup
 

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