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GS riders are cocks (Confirmed)

Joined Oct 2010
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Somerset UK
Riding home today, taking in my usual roads with as many roundabout as i can , practicing some knee down stuff. I wasn't going fast, and i was only doing knee down when i had the space. I took this large roundabout knee down, came off at my junction, double white lines and a car, so i sit behind. THEN! Mr GS riding flys past me like he's got something to prove. Unless he riders like an illegal dangerous **** all the time!

Anyway i follow him, now he's really pushing it as i just sit behind him, which i dont think he likes as the moves he was pulled to get away from me, are the sort of thing id do if I was running from a bank job with rozzers in tow. And just to top in off, and get this. He had a kid ridding pillion!!! WTF!!! Dude, you really need a reality check!

I never did like GS riders, as Id never meet one i like (apart from one chap I know, and he thinks the same as me!) But now I know they are *****!

Rant over. :biggrin
 
I completely agree. If there's one bike that always gets in my way through London on the way to work, it's a **** :jack on a GS with something to prove. They don't handle, they're too wide, and he's a ****, now GET OUT OF MY WAY.:nana

(I feel better now that's off my chest!)
 
He probably looked like he was pulling some really dodgy moves but in reality he wasn't. All it was in fact was those two silly bloody pistons moving from left to right across the frame, throwing him off balance. :biggrin
 
I completely agree. If there's one bike that always gets in my way through London on the way to work, it's a **** :jack on a GS with something to prove. They don't handle, they're too wide, and he's a ****, now GET OUT OF MY WAY.:nana

(I feel better now that's off my chest!)

LOL agreed.
 
He probably looked like he was pulling some really dodgy moves but in reality he wasn't. All it was in fact was those two silly bloody pistons moving from left to right across the frame, throwing him off balance. :biggrin

He was just being a ****. He over took a car in the same play i rider was killed the week before for doing the same move on a doggy double white line corning. I just couldn't believe what i was seeing. Id already said in my head I wasn't going to stop when he stacked it, and it was only luck he didn't.
 
I was gonna buy one as a winter hack ,better just look for cx500 instead,lol
 
Is there a GS forum, I feel like abusing them. :2finger

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If your first post was a rant I would practice giving abuse and ranting before you go on it cos as rants go you were in negative numbers. Just tryin to help.

Anyway the correct answer was my daughters pushbike. The GS was next in the queue ;)
 
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If your first post was a rant I would practice giving abuse and ranting before you go on it cos as rants go you were in negative numbers. Just tryin to help.

Anyway the correct answer was my daughters pushbike. The GS was next in the queue ;)

You scoring my rant!? umm, so how's that work then... do they need to be more offensive? I thought a rant is a rant, and abuse is abuse.... do you own a GS by any chance? Coz you sound like a ****! :fooku

Just trying to help!
 
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sry but lmao and i find its more bmw riders than just the gs'ers but i wouldnt mind an f800gs my self as a touring hack that is :)
 
Awesome vid :D
To be fair, I`v seen a guy on a GS with full pannier pull an epic wheelie, which deserved respect. Although he did blank me at the lights...so still ****..
 
Spent a week touring the North of Scotland earlier this year, every other bike was a GS and they might as well have been in Transit vans for the progress they were making. Quite liked the idea of the GS type of bike until I saw the people who ride them, cocks is a good word for them.
 
Spent a week touring the North of Scotland earlier this year, every other bike was a GS and they might as well have been in Transit vans for the progress they were making. Quite liked the idea of the GS type of bike until I saw the people who ride them, cocks is a good word for them.

There's always an exception to the rule
 
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