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Mines in the dining toom now for winter
It's about 2ft to my left as I type
I daren't do that any more. When I was a wee boy, about 21. I rebuilt a 750 Honda 4 over the winter, in the kitchen. Yoshi big bore kit, paint job fancy wheels (Lester?) etc. etc. Wheeled it outside to start it up, well fire it up would be more accurate, burnt itself to the ground in about 5 minutes.
scared the ***** out of me, and took me away from bikes for a few years :eek
Our Tuonos stay in the garage over winter.
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an its reasons like yon, that a have a wife nae longer lol
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WTF are you doing sean?? Ripping 100mph wheelies so that when you touch down you snap the bolt?? Merde. Sorry to hear that the riding is curtailed for a while. I have a leaking fork seal now, but I'm working Sat to Mon and its supposed to snaw on Tue Wed so I will be parking Andiamo right shortly anyway... The tear down will commence later next week.
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Sounded like you were casting aspersion on the female set in Italy... And how COULD you infer that a Tuono has a fat ***... it is petite and sweet!!
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You have to bide your time before you can get away with parking in the house. She is a good lass (hillskipper) . We`ve been wed 25 years :thumbup:thumbup
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if i wheeled one wheel thru the patio door ...well we wud need an coroner for my bloody battered body :lol
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aye a done 18 years,,, maybe should o waited a bit longer lol
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aye shvl, can relate tae that ******* winter comming in noo, ******* pashin doon the day, was meant tae be droppin the prilly at this dude in dunfermline fir the throttle bodies and the custom mappy jobby, noo its ****** till next weekend,,,, clocks go back the nicht in aw, ****** dark in the mornings, dark at nicht and ****** dark in atween,,,,, had some job the day, gettin a bolt tae fit, nae hoor had anything long enough,,,,******* unreal, got wan tho,,,, raked aboot in the local bike shop, was just aboot tae pinch wan aff some bike in the workshop lol,,,,got the auld wan oot in aw ,,,jobs a guid ane, new damper in place and aw ready fir the winter lay up,,,,,lol a think any members who live in warmer climates should say **** all aboot their guid weather on the forum till next april,,,, and that includes nobbi, as manchesters closer tae spain than gods country,,,,,lol
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sun come oot in fife fir at least an hr the day,,,,,, ahm aw burnt lol
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You don't honestly think all Itallian women have a trim ***?...Do you? :lol
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and not all Italian girls, with big ***** are ugly..........................................
I enter into evidence Monica Bellucci. She's no size zero, but I would. Oh Yes.:yes
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Paul, shes gorgeous mate. My type of girl:thumbup
That figure is heaven sent - drool slobber.
That figure is heaven sent - drool slobber.
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Snowing today... was going to go for a bit of a ride. ****. Supposed to be 12C this weekend, but I'm working 12 hrs every ******* day, from Thursday to Sunday. FML.
