Well, that was what I was kinda initmating... the Hamish Shandy. A pint of each in each hand, and alternating quaffaging.
We're a primal lot. The Tuono appeals to our baser instincts of lust, power, and adrenaline production. Andiamo is soooo gorgeous, loves to be ridden *hard*, and is happiest at supralight speeds... *grin*
Tweaking a man's *** drive and his pleasure receptors with adrenaline surges makes the Tuono unbelievably addictive.
Being about as artistic as a stalk of asparagus, I am waiting for someone with a bit of talent to step up. Sorry.