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North Queensland, Oz
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The Frozen ******* Wasteland!
I LOVE Wallace and Grommet!! I want a T-shirt with Grommett doing a Flamingo on a Tuono! Wallace on the back saying,"Give it some wellie, lad!". There, that's MY idea!! (Thanks england, for the inspiration!).
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Sunny Astley GUNCHESTER Ingerland
Still waiting for inspiration boys.
T Zoner across the top left bust area ?
Drew a picture in the sand today but got distracted by a topless chick heading my way , I got a knock so I had to jump in the sea for a cool down.
Spanish chicks are FIT. :drool
T Zoner across the top left bust area ?
Drew a picture in the sand today but got distracted by a topless chick heading my way , I got a knock so I had to jump in the sea for a cool down.
Spanish chicks are FIT. :drool
Joined Apr 2009
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Tustin, CA, USA
Imagining fit, topless Spanish girls run at the sight of dear old Nobbie cooling his tools in the sea gives new meaning to the term, "The Spanish Fly".
Nobbie's shirt can read, T-Boner across the breast.
Nobbie's shirt can read, T-Boner across the breast.
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We need some beach piccies Nobster, and not of you. We don't need to see you in all your banana hammocked glory.
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I can do you one better Chunkola.... the wife is at the beach in LA as I type this. I just got a text. Home alone, sitting in my underwear, and I have to go to work tomorrow. No money to do anything this weekend. The two last track days of the season are the 20th and 26th and I work both. So much for the track day vouchers that I got from Santa last year. FML.
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Wholly holey underwear with the boys hanging out, Holy Moley!! I hope ya get nightmares for weeks now.
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Sunny Astley GUNCHESTER Ingerland
You boys have vivid imaginations.
I was lying down yesterday with my tootsies laping up the ocean, eyes closed drifting off to sleep when I heard some metal to metal kind of clanking. Sounded a bit like the bells on cattles necks. It got closer and closer and as the misses was up the beach a bit I thought I'd better lift my neck by my own hard work.
It was indeed bells. But not cattle bells. This Spaniola chick was litterally stood over my face with little bells threaded through here undertackle. No word of a lie. Bizzare, but so intreaging. Closer investigating revealed her 'public' hair was perfectly trimmed in the devils face.
Another dip required.
I was lying down yesterday with my tootsies laping up the ocean, eyes closed drifting off to sleep when I heard some metal to metal kind of clanking. Sounded a bit like the bells on cattles necks. It got closer and closer and as the misses was up the beach a bit I thought I'd better lift my neck by my own hard work.
It was indeed bells. But not cattle bells. This Spaniola chick was litterally stood over my face with little bells threaded through here undertackle. No word of a lie. Bizzare, but so intreaging. Closer investigating revealed her 'public' hair was perfectly trimmed in the devils face.
Another dip required.
Joined Aug 2009
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Sunderland
Crickey. The mind boggles, from Shvl with his tadger hanging out of the holes in his undies, to Nob perving at the devil looking down at him and, and no doubt winking at him.
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North Queensland, Oz
The devil was speaking to him: he could see it mumbling but couldn't quite catch what it said......:lol
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Meh... The missus already has some interesting piercings. I wonder if I could get her to put a little silver bell in the woohoo piercing...
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Sunderland
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Sunny Astley GUNCHESTER Ingerland
Close enough for drips was I. Missed a bit in my excitement tho. The 'public' hair was Beelzibubs tache and little beard and his face was a tattoo.
I wiil never forget it. Can't look at cows the same now though.
Think I might have to add to my own tatt collection in memory of my Spaniola vision.
Cocktail sausage for a nose.
I wiil never forget it. Can't look at cows the same now though.
Think I might have to add to my own tatt collection in memory of my Spaniola vision.
Cocktail sausage for a nose.
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