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Chunky, just think of how nobs butt cheeks must get all stuck together when a nice moist one coats the hairs on his *** and they dry and crust everything over...

nob, start using baby wipes...
 
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth............

I think Nobist needs ducting, and very large baby wipes. Blechh, there it is again. I feel a little sick. I'm going now.
 
Bah. I guess I won't get really rancid then, Chunko me lad. Never **** with a nurse. We have already seen anything and everything that is gross. Ya wanna hear about the maggots falling out of the bandage of a street person? Or the cel phone that was retrieved from the lawyers ***? eeerrrrmmm. Maybe not the lawyer story. I'd get my *** sued. Shall we start a thread for gross stories as opposed to continue jacking this thread?

T-shirts lads! What would you want to see on them? Racing? Hoolie riding? T-zone logo? Give it up and let's here some ideas!
 
I only just realised this thread does have a topic.........forgive me pleeeease, forgive an old spammer.:kicknuts

I like the way you think shvlhead. I wonder how we'd go about gaining permission (errr,umm) to use the TZone logo? Maybe on the left breast (settle Nobist. I mean the left man-****); with some sort of generic Aprilia/Tuono logo on the back?

I do like the Ebay items posted by squatepantz:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Aprilia-Tuono...in_3?hash=item1e57f67a48&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
Except the Ape logo on the back looks a little dodgy (no offense).

I'm sure there are some arty-farty types here, who can do something. Come on chaps, you know who you are:yes

Dave
 
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Nobist, ya Fat *******, it's me, ya cuzzin Rat *******. Here ya go. They have the effin Factory, but not the plain R in the fast colour (stealth black).
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Aprilia-1000R...ash=item3a51a10248&_trksid=p4634.c0.m14.l1262

I'm thinkin' that it might even fit around that massive monument to beer drinking if it's an XXXL. Lemme know what you think. I may even order one meself in the svelte XXL size, depending on how you find yours fitz. Out to troll for more shirts for us. Anyone want to go shopping??
 
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Let us know what the quality is like Weeksy.

Still no ideas about doing our own shirts anybody???
 
Right you turds. Why do you waite till i'm in my pit before you start abusing my bottom ?????????????????????????????????????

Leave it alone. Fat guys have feelings too you know.

I'm feeling all stressed and hormonal so i'm going shopping.

Like the idea of a t being wheelied on the front of a shirt but only factories cause their the best and i've got one so nernernenerner.
 
Calling any members near Manchester. We need an emergency intervention. Someone needs to go around to Nobist's place to sort him out. He's resorting to letting his missus type his responses for him. He must be in a bad way. Please take a syringe of testosterone and a chip buttie with you.

Back on topic: I like the idea (much as hate to admit it) of a wheelying Tuono on the front. Maybe we could get a photo of Samuela de Nardi popping a Tuono her back wheel?
images
:drool
 
Morning Chunky, a chip butty would be great, have to be dipped in onion gravy though for the full testosterone hit. Then a can of Iron Bru to complete the course.:thumbup
 
Ahh Nobist, Greetings. A chip buttie dipped in onion gravy it is. Would you like some bacon with that sir?
 
I can hear my arteries snapping shut... but I am, in fact, drooling. I worked in Texas for several years and guilty pleasures include Biscuits and sausage gravy and the most unbelievable baconbeaneggcheeseandverdisauce burritos that you can get... I'm dying for one now.

How do I become a part of the Samuela fan club?? Not much for blondes usually but chicks in leathers REALLY do it for me. The fact that she races Tuonos is icing.
 
Whoa, Chunky!

I woke up this morning with an issue and then turns on the T-Zone thread for a little distraction and it's Babes in Toyland on your posts.
Not helpful, ChunkyLad. Most of us are out there sublimating with the T. so we are distracted from thoughts of dipping our chips outside of our restricted diets.
 
Shvlheedwooolf.
Sausage gravy ??????????????????????????????????????????????
Surely a Freudulent slip my friend.
 
Anyhoo. I is propa pished off today so I is going shoppin like a propa Be-atch on Satdi. Goin Ape dealer for a mega spend.
Might even take a girlfriend.
 
"Sausage gravy :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock?
Surely a Freudulent slip my friend."

Nobist, my man!

That was a low blow!
 
Jon!!! Great to see you back, my man.

Here's another little distraction for you and Shvl::eek

ApriliaAd06.13_530.jpg




Nobi: when you and your g/f go shopping, could you have a look for some nice Aprilia stuff for the rest of us? Pretty please?:megaphone
 
Dave, my Main Man!

Just rolled out o' bed, eh! Looks like your distraction fell through a hole or you're still on edit mode. Glad to be back, thank you, but just stepping out on an errand. -Not to the toy store like I'd like, though. Talk at ya later after your shift, mate.
 
Aaaah! Got the picture, now. Now, that's about as perfect a sight as one could ask to see. -Can die and throw away me eyeballs now. (Not putting that out now, Universe . . . just an expression.)

Wait! That's the girl next door who used to ride that pink Schwinn, all grown up. THAT'S THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!

Hey, maybe when she comes home to visit the folks, she'd like to join up for a ride sometime down Ortega Hwy. Hey, sorry about those two oceans, mates. Would love to have ya join us . . . really!

--and you up there, Shovelheadwolf; you just keep your Canadian bakin'. It's HOT down here.
 
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Thought this was a careing sharing site. Get them pics on now.
 

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