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Sunny Astley GUNCHESTER Ingerland
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south wales
they arent little people in my experience. my girlfriends family are italian and they may not all be the tallest but there are only 2 of them that you wouldnt say were BIG. one of those is my girlfriend and shes 5ft 8.
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North Queensland, Oz
My wife is also Italian. She is of average build, I'd say. Though I can't really say I know too many tall Italians (and I know more than a few), most are of average height also. I think though, compared to Shvlheadwolf, most of us are short-arses!:lol
Dave
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The Frozen ******* Wasteland!
My little Italian wife keeps bumping her lil' 5'5" nose into my belly when she's walking and not paying attention. She looks up and gives me that hairy eyeball and then sez, "How come yer so ******' BIG??! Now get out of the way!".
Nobby, not *sausage gravy*, just plain old sausage, despite what you may have heard about boy nurses. I wasn't going to say anything about you eating your buddies... *ermm* butties. It's an old South thing. White gravy, crumbled sausage, over fresh biscuits. Ones arteries will never be the same. Meals like these gave rise for my need to move back to Canada. Whilst in the south, I came to the mindset that in order to date a girl, she had to weigh less than me (270 lbs). This cuts the dating pool significantly. I'd be walking down the street and see a grrrl and think, "*rowr*, she looks hawt!! She weighs less than me!!". When I realized this, I knew it was time to move back to Canada where obesity is present, just not prevalent.
Nobby, not *sausage gravy*, just plain old sausage, despite what you may have heard about boy nurses. I wasn't going to say anything about you eating your buddies... *ermm* butties. It's an old South thing. White gravy, crumbled sausage, over fresh biscuits. Ones arteries will never be the same. Meals like these gave rise for my need to move back to Canada. Whilst in the south, I came to the mindset that in order to date a girl, she had to weigh less than me (270 lbs). This cuts the dating pool significantly. I'd be walking down the street and see a grrrl and think, "*rowr*, she looks hawt!! She weighs less than me!!". When I realized this, I knew it was time to move back to Canada where obesity is present, just not prevalent.
Joined Feb 2009
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The Frozen ******* Wasteland!
My little Italian wife keeps bumping her lil' 5'5" nose into my belly when she's walking and not paying attention. She looks up and gives me that hairy eyeball and then sez, "How come yer so ******' BIG??! Now get out of the way!".
Nobby, not *sausage gravy*, just plain old sausage, despite what you may have heard about boy nurses. I wasn't going to say anything about you eating your buddies... *ermm* butties. It's an old South thing. White gravy, crumbled sausage, over fresh biscuits. Ones arteries will never be the same. Meals like these gave rise for my need to move back to Canada. Whilst in the south, I came to the mindset that in order to date a girl, she had to weigh less than me (270 lbs). This cuts the dating pool significantly. I'd be walking down the street and see a grrrl and think, "*rowr*, she looks hawt!! She weighs less than me!!". When I realized this, I knew it was time to move back to Canada where obesity is present, just not prevalent.
Nobby, not *sausage gravy*, just plain old sausage, despite what you may have heard about boy nurses. I wasn't going to say anything about you eating your buddies... *ermm* butties. It's an old South thing. White gravy, crumbled sausage, over fresh biscuits. Ones arteries will never be the same. Meals like these gave rise for my need to move back to Canada. Whilst in the south, I came to the mindset that in order to date a girl, she had to weigh less than me (270 lbs). This cuts the dating pool significantly. I'd be walking down the street and see a grrrl and think, "*rowr*, she looks hawt!! She weighs less than me!!". When I realized this, I knew it was time to move back to Canada where obesity is present, just not prevalent.
I got one of these today... it's pretty darn nice.
Aprilias sizing is VERY far out. I bought a XXL and it's not a big fleece at all.
Aprilias sizing is VERY far out. I bought a XXL and it's not a big fleece at all.
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Sunny Astley GUNCHESTER Ingerland
In the name of research I am off on a spend tomorrow. Going to Ape dealer for a mooch. I even rang to check they have xl and above in. I'll take my time and let them make a fuss over me. I'll leave the wife stood outside for about 45 minutes then I'll go to another dealer and try some more of the same on, again while she's outside bored shitless. I will repeat this at least 3 more times then I'll go for a coffee. I will then moan like fook for ages about how crap everything is. I will then tell her I usually buy the first thing I see when I'm on my own. I will then go back to the first Ape dealer and try the first shirt on once more. Oooh I just don't know. "Can you see my flab?"
She says yes. We have a row and I start to cry.
The end.
She says yes. We have a row and I start to cry.
The end.
Joined Feb 2009
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The Frozen ******* Wasteland!
Apparently nob is well in touch with his feminine side. Let me guess... you also run into the bathroom crying and lock the door....
I already have a fleece that is XXL and fits beautifully, the lion on one shoulder and aprilia racing on the other. I tried on the fleece that Weeksy bought and I'd have to lose 5-6 stone and about 5" from my height before it would fit, and that was the XXL>.
Ok, put up or shut up. The whingers and moaners need to come up with at least one idea for a T-shirt. I'll try to think of something over the weekend.
Trauma has been right **** busy todayanother three hours and I get to go home...
I already have a fleece that is XXL and fits beautifully, the lion on one shoulder and aprilia racing on the other. I tried on the fleece that Weeksy bought and I'd have to lose 5-6 stone and about 5" from my height before it would fit, and that was the XXL>.
Ok, put up or shut up. The whingers and moaners need to come up with at least one idea for a T-shirt. I'll try to think of something over the weekend.
Trauma has been right **** busy todayanother three hours and I get to go home...
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Sunny Astley GUNCHESTER Ingerland
Ended up getting this because all the T shirts were too small. Better in the flesh. Every T shirt was at least a size under the norm. But this is a genuine xl. Just need a Bull terrier a joint and a can of Special brew to complete the real Hoody look.
I debated it but was a bit expensive for me
Joined Jul 2008
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North Queensland, Oz
Just don't go shopping with your girlfriends for a month, and they're yours mate.:thumbup
I like the hoodie Nobi. It's a real shame there's not as much range for us as other premium brands seem to have. I bought a couple of AF1 Ts, and an Ape polo shirt. Not much else to choose from (in my size anyway) worst luck.:banghead
Joined Dec 2008
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Usually at the top of the apple tree.
Trust the Bull terrier in question leaves it's lippy at home.
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The Frozen ******* Wasteland!
Focus gentlemen, focus.
Sooo, I'm thinking of a night shot with a lightning bolt, and an anthropomorphized (sorry Gen 1) '07 Tuono quarter fairing rearing it's gorgeous head in front of the lightning. It could stand alone on the front, or be used as the back print of the T-shirt, and have T-zone over the left breast on the front of the T.
Is there a Roman goddess associated with Thunder? We could go that route as well...
Or do we want to keep it simple and have "Tuonozone, feel the Thunder" emblazoned...
focus, gentlemen, focus!
Sooo, I'm thinking of a night shot with a lightning bolt, and an anthropomorphized (sorry Gen 1) '07 Tuono quarter fairing rearing it's gorgeous head in front of the lightning. It could stand alone on the front, or be used as the back print of the T-shirt, and have T-zone over the left breast on the front of the T.
Is there a Roman goddess associated with Thunder? We could go that route as well...
Or do we want to keep it simple and have "Tuonozone, feel the Thunder" emblazoned...
focus, gentlemen, focus!
