Aye Shvl me lad, to some blokes it's always all aboot "ME".
These fellas will never really get what this forum is about. The piss-take will always be too personal. They don't bother to get to know a bloke before ripping into him. No ferkin' fun to be had there.
There's a line in the rock classic by Joe Jackson - "Real Men" that goes: "So don't call me a ******, not unless you are a friend"