Tonight ... a bottle of none to clever red ( Island Vines from Cyprus bought in celebration of my boss offering me his Larnaca appt 2 weeks for free) is now being pursued 3rd can of Carlsberg.
Working from home tomorrow so no worries with plod.
Minor concerns over liver.
Just had a full body MOT and results suggest high cholesterol and a stone over weight.
Rogue foods apparently include "prawns, liver and kidney"
I love prawns so intend to attack liver and kidney in a reverse psychology type of ...
Oh feck it
Keh....-ker-plock!
Another tin opened
Pleased with "keh....-ker-plock!" by the way ... can anybody top that for the sound of a tin of ale being opened?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. How,s that Ya Fud.
If yer worried aboot yer health then get aff yer bike.
Recently got promotion. Now a man of power and substance. Time to step up to the plate.
Which doesn't involve necking cheap wine at every opportunity, watching Kerrang channel on too loud, and shouting foul-mouthed abuse at the laptop when it fails to do what I demand.
Four Crossings Cabernet Petit Verdot ... on speshul price at Co-op £4.99 and very nice it is too
Just picking up suction.
Best of Black Sabbath raging in head phones ... but wait! WTF has happened here? h
Its 2150 hrs and the next mouthful will see off the Verdot and tragically, having just scoured the house I have determined that the ONLY alcohol left is some M&S mulled wine that nobody fancied at Christmas
Shall I or shan't I?:dunno
Can anybody bring me some proper booze?
Wine with cloves and cinamon ... come on guys HELP!!!!:beer2
Gut full of curry, coupla tinnies, now on some Chilean white, going down nicely
Good 200 miler in Wales yesterday, today only had a short time to ride, so headed down Wessun Super Mud and had a play. Riding along the crowded seafront, repeated 1st gear accelerations with front wheel popping up, followed by much popping and banging on the over-run. Am I old enough to know better. yes. Will I do **** like that anyway. yes.
Newells ..........."I'm actually embarrassed putting out the recycling boxes cos while my neighbours have a couple of wine bottles and some soup tins ... I need a fecking fork lift to get mine to the end of the drive!
I even flatten the ale cans and leave the food and pop cans full size to try and make it less obvious that there is a raging alchy living in my house."
class quote that newells, i thought it was only me ! my beer bin gets emptied every 2 weeks ! pish.. i,ve filled the fecker in 1.