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Cocktail the night fur me....... wee glass o Wolf Blass Shiraz an only cos it wiz there cos Wee Morag wiz haein wan. Friday nights drammie night.
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Been out on a Wii bowling night with work (my team won - GET IN!!!!), and fired down far too many Red Stripes (it's all the cafe we were in sold) so now I'm having a nice cuppa tea as it's a school night.

Not too much booze tomorrow night as I have to be up at 6.30am Saturday to get the train up to the smoke for the bike show at the Excel centre. Will get proper messed up Saturday night though.
 
Me, Talisker. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm niiiiiiice:thumbup

:cheers nothin tonight - got an early start tomorrow :thumbdown but watchin the rugby tomorrow night :thumbup:thumbup - usually finish early on a friday and grab a few games of pool and a few pints of bass down me local so thats where i'll be :cheers :thumbup
 
Proper beer n rugby weekend fur Rico ahead. Bers while Wales v the guffies Friday. Playin masel Sat plus the two other games tae watch as weel.

Could be a pile o gibberin mince by tea time !
 
An these iPads ur pish fur fast typin an it canna cope wi ma style o lingo either....crock o techno ****
 
Proper beer n rugby weekend fur Rico ahead. Bers while Wales v the guffies Friday. Playin masel Sat plus the two other games tae watch as weel.

Could be a pile o gibberin mince by tea time !

:thumbup what position you play rico - I was no8 but kept dislocating my shoulder or knee so had to giv up :bawling:bawling

ipads dont last 2 minutes when they get cement on them :thumbdown
 
Wis at the trainin tonight, it wis blowin a huely and pissin on and off. Kept them inside doin drills fir 50mins then oot and intae the wind fir 20mins, it stayed dry when we were oot, thank feck. Back in fir the last 10mins wae bulldog.

A pish nite wae the weather but a thought aboot chunkeylad and whit the feck am I greetin aboot.

I'm at the foot of the tree and that'll do fir tonight.
 
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Em, smells like a *****?

It's got HAIR?

OOOH, it's a ****** hairy arse and I jist stuck ma feckin nose right in there.

I think I'll spew.

I'm a fud but can a get the dosh now. :no:no:no
 
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Me, Talisker. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm niiiiiiice:thumbup

I wis on Skye a couple of years ago doing some work on ma sis's hoose.

I took ma fishin gear wae me.

Any hoo a did the job then went lookin fir a sopt tae fish, a ended up on a fecked pier right next to the Talisker distillery.

There were two drop dead gorgeous young wimin on the pier, one on the deck and one climbing the access ladder.
They were Dutch and bored oot their heids. Their group had gone on a tour of the distillery and they weren't into it.
So whit are yoos up to i asked, I want to go for a swim but we don't have a towel.
No probs, if yer want yer can have one of mine, am thinkin no way are these girls gonae accept anythin from an owld fud that's kitted up wae his fishin gear. I couldn't have been more wrong. They were delighted at the offer and off they went with towel in hand.

Part two later.

When you've all had a snifter.
 
three long necks of carlton draught for me, just to wash down the deep fried white bait
 
I wis on Skye a couple of years ago doing some work on ma sis's hoose.

I took ma fishin gear wae me.

Any hoo a did the job then went lookin fir a sopt tae fish, a ended up on a fecked pier right next to the Talisker distillery.

There were two drop dead gorgeous young wimin on the pier, one on the deck and one climbing the access ladder.
They were Dutch and bored oot their heids. Their group had gone on a tour of the distillery and they weren't into it.
So whit are yoos up to i asked, I want to go for a swim but we don't have a towel.
No probs, if yer want yer can have one of mine, am thinkin no way are these girls gonae accept anythin from an owld fud that's kitted up wae his fishin gear. I couldn't have been more wrong. They were delighted at the offer and off they went with towel in hand.

Part two later.

When you've all had a snifter.

Come on then,,,,,,,
 
I wis on Skye a couple of years ago doing some work on ma sis's hoose.

I took ma fishin gear wae me.

Any hoo a did the job then went lookin fir a sopt tae fish, a ended up on a fecked pier right next to the Talisker distillery.


Ah ken that pier at Talisker weel Aldo, fished there a few times masel ower the years. Nuthin but mackerel tho an a cannae stand the stinkin things. Awe the bairns learnt thir cast there. Bet ye took a pish ahent yon wee shed as weel!

Hurry up wi the story tho..
 
:thumbup what position you play rico - I was no8 but kept dislocating my shoulder or knee so had to giv up :bawling:bawling

ipads dont last 2 minutes when they get cement on them :thumbdown

No8 as weel T min, albeit a much fatter an slower yin than ah used tae be!! Any where back row was my thing.

Jist aboot gettin awa wi it noo on experience, guile, sneaky and doon right cheatin!!
 
Rugby is aboot tae start so CHEERS LOONS!
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