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Have already explained this as a newby...... so tae keep it goin.....colin, surname starts with s and scottish....no, not jock, but mac :tounge2 crap I know but, thats all there is to it and used it fir years.:beer2
 
At work was called square rob due to me over developed shoulders..... Typo said squate pants instead of square pants.... But I liked it..... So here I is! Squatepantz and lovin it x
 
I suppose because I drive quite slow (compared to some/mostfolks) and I'm fae NorEastJockland far I'd be cada gadgie or a mannie or a man. So to translate SlowMotionMan
 
Many many moons ago someone called me seanoff as in sawn off shotgun , think there was lots of beer involved ! , anyway , then we all did the 18-30 holiday bit and made up feckin stupid T shirts with names on the back and i had shotgun on mine and it stuck , god we were feckin stupid back then , still got the T shirt now after 20 yrs and it said on it ...... Avon & Somerset virgin slayers , with an arrow pointing down to the wedding tackle with the words ... apply within ! The things you do when your young and stupid heh .
 
"Fat Bikers bounce!".

I beg to differ. Knock me offa my bike with a deer and I hit the asphalt like a 20 stone bag of wet puppy ****, rezulting in what is delineated by the avatar...

And at work, we call people like me, "fluffy".
 
shvlheadwolf said:
"Fat Bikers bounce!".

I beg to differ. Knock me offa my bike with a deer and I hit the asphalt like a 20 stone bag of wet puppy ****, rezulting in what is delineated by the avatar...

And at work, we call people like me, "fluffy".
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Im just too short for my fat !




Fluffy , thats funny !
 
How tall do ah hae tae be fer 20 stone? And naw considered tae be "fluffy"?
 
My wee brother is only 6'6".... And a buck eighty now that he is getting old and "fat".
FFS!!! I'm a hundred pounds more than him and I look like Jabba the Hut when standing next tae him...

scrawny rat ******* ****...
 
shvlheadwolf said:
My wee brother is only 6'6".... And a buck eighty now that he is getting old and "fat".
FFS!!! I'm a hundred pounds more than him and I look like Jabba the Hut when standing next tae him...

scrawny rat ******* ****...
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Jabba the fluffy !
 
username

used to box for the army. and also pro. had many knock outs hence KO. addded another KO.
 
Glad you explained that as I just thought you were a bit nuts ;)
 

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