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The Frozen ******* Wasteland!
Promise not to laugh.
- Thread starter grumpy ol gi
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Sorry, but I've not laughed once, nor even smiled during your so called "humour rant". I like to think I have a wee bit of a sense of humour, but that one was lost on me completly. It was a rant by all means but more of an ironic rant if you ask me. You went for a run, parts fell off your bike, you get home to find a recall letter waiting for you about said bits. Ironic/coincidental.
It could be that you think it's funny that you wanted one bike but couldn't wait so you bought another that then gave you grief. That could be seen as unlucky, or even impatient. However, I don't see it as funny.
As I say, I might be missing something.
Sorry Aldo min, normal service will resume in a wee minty. I dinna ken fit come ower mi. I hiv been haying suger puffs for breakfast lately, it might be at!
Apologies for the delay replying but clearly i have been unable to type due to the exceptional humour of this post.
So you bought a ducati it broke and now your cross. So you dont have a tuono? Most informative.
New wellies i guess you will ride with the in crowd and agree, but even if i wont ride out with you i do have a tuono and not a broken ducati.
I rest my case.
So you bought a ducati it broke and now your cross. So you dont have a tuono? Most informative.
New wellies i guess you will ride with the in crowd and agree, but even if i wont ride out with you i do have a tuono and not a broken ducati.
I rest my case.
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midlands
Thinking about it i thought my original post was laced with a high degree of humour. In future i will leave a note in brackets for those hard of thought stating; (this post should be viewed as humerous).
Thank god there's some that have sense. Still don't reckon you're a tuono owner though. More of a wannabe. Or maybe more of a Wallaby. Ordered a tuono, jumped to a ducati, jumped onto a diversion cos said number plate jumped off your bike now want to jump back to tuono ownership. Should be called skippy not grumpy old gi.
Anyway to help us all understand i will paraphrase the original post;
Today i went to the chip shop, i wanted sausage with my chips but as they did not have a suasage ready i asked for a fishcake. I left the shop and had my dinner. I realised a fishcake is not a sausage and am very dissopointed and cross. I went back to the chip shop who say i can have a suasage tomorrow. This makes me happy.
I posted this on a sausage forum so all know that if you fancy a sausage dont buy a fishcake.
This i thought was hilarious.
Today i went to the chip shop, i wanted sausage with my chips but as they did not have a suasage ready i asked for a fishcake. I left the shop and had my dinner. I realised a fishcake is not a sausage and am very dissopointed and cross. I went back to the chip shop who say i can have a suasage tomorrow. This makes me happy.
I posted this on a sausage forum so all know that if you fancy a sausage dont buy a fishcake.
This i thought was hilarious.
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midlands
Excellent and laden with wit
But what is "a suasage" and where can I buy one (while waiting for my fish cake to fry)
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Bristol
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Usually at the top of the apple tree.
P, Thinking about it i thought my original post was laced with a high degree of humour.
Much as it irks me to agree wae yer that's exactly how I read. "Have yer got a tuono".
It wis the smart arsed fuckwhit that didn't feckin get it.
Then maybe that's jist bait.
Anyone fir a troll.
Much as it irks me to agree wae yer that's exactly how I read. "Have yer got a tuono".
It wis the smart arsed fuckwhit that didn't feckin get it.
Then maybe that's jist bait.
Anyone fir a troll.
Maybe we should all join a ducati forum and start telling them all about the lack of problems with aprilias or problems we're having. Saying that the only difference between most of us on here are that we love the bikes we ride 
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midlands
............. and start telling them all about the lack of problems with aprilias or problems we're having. Saying that the only difference between most of us on here are that we love the bikes we ride
Bay I think this must be why Harley riders always look as miserable as sin. Apart from Shovel... and then only cos he has a T to put a grin on his boat race before mounting "that other thing"
I don't think there's much wrong with Ducatis. There's very few bikes that have made think "ooo I want one of those" one was a 916, the T Factory was another. I think Ducati have been trying to recapture the awesomeness (is that a word....well it is now) style and looks of the 916 range of bikes.
Harleys....well what can I say that's not be said before. It's not the bike as such, it's the whole "to cool for school" persona that the riders give out. I'm sure they are not all like that of course, but the whole West Coast bandana and chaps thing.....hmmm!!!!
Harleys....well what can I say that's not be said before. It's not the bike as such, it's the whole "to cool for school" persona that the riders give out. I'm sure they are not all like that of course, but the whole West Coast bandana and chaps thing.....hmmm!!!!
Nah still here, If ya canna be bovvered to look on the website Shiney bike syndrome and then press Photos you will see in pride of place my Tuono. Av a look how one should be painted. Instead of three shades of gold I.E. Frame (Shade 1) Wheels (Shade2) Ohlins (Shade3) and OH before i forget Calipers (Shade 4) I always thought the Italians must have been well pissed when they put all the parts together. Looks like a Woolworths Desighn. Duc eater my arse. Broom Broom.
