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Muppet Drivers

Booleyblade

Booleyblade

Joined Sep 2008
242 Posts | 0+
Northumberland U.K
Why do clowns in cars with exhausts you could park inside feel they have to try and race you everytime you catch up to them?.

Went for a blast yesterday with my mates as the weather was mint. was about 5 miles from home in a 30 limit when i caught up to 2 muppets in a seat leon. He tried to overtake 3 times to get away from me in the 30 limit (which has solid double white lines)once on a blind bend! nearly having a head on:jack. Do they really think that they can out run/accelerate you? It not as if they are driving a supercar/sports car.

If i was the police i would stop every halfords hero pimp car and crush them!!
 
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Dont you know? Strapping some plastic spoilers and mesh to your Saxo/Corsa/etc not only makes you cool but instantly turns you into The Stig!

I hate them too :angry
 
We get them all the time at work.
had a bloke come in yesterday for some PERFORMANCE plug leads for his 1.25 fiesta.
Spoilers everywhere, sound system massive rims = loadsa weight
wants a fast car so buys the slowest fiesta you can, a huge 63bhp
:jack:jack:jack:jack:jack
my grans sewing machine has more power :jack
what the fook are leads gonna do , nobber
:rant:rant:rant:rant:rant



IMO :eatcorn :biggrin
 
If i was the police i would stop every halfords hero pimp car and crush them!![/QUOTE]

I'm sure this individual deserved to get stopped and fined by the police. You will find crazy people driving cars, vans , truck and riding bikes too. I also get mad at them when they do something sille. Yet.....To criminalize every "Halfords hero" might not right. There are many people who think that everyone riding a sport bike, especially with loud cans etc, are nutters and a danger for road users and therefore, we have to be targeted by police. Do you agree with that? :dunno
 
supertedlover said:
We get them all the time at work.
had a bloke come in yesterday for some PERFORMANCE plug leads for his 1.25 fiesta.
Spoilers everywhere, sound system massive rims = loadsa weight
wants a fast car so buys the slowest fiesta you can, a huge 63bhp
:jack:jack:jack:jack:jack
my grans sewing machine has more power :jack
what the fook are leads gonna do , nobber
:rant:rant:rant:rant:rant



IMO :eatcorn :biggrin
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Harsh but fair and pretty much right on the money there :biggrin:thumbup
 
It's not just these daft buggers (with four passengers & the suspension bottoming out at the slightest hint of a dimple in the road)...it's the middle of the road sport-car drivers: Porsche Boxter, MR2, etc...who have the mad idea that a lumpy car, with a decent if not huge engine capacity can beat a lightweight (well kind of) relatively powerful sportsbike...and when they can't they start trying to block your progress!!! Marvelous fun!
 
:stupid

seen plenty of them too
usually with a fit mrs next to em :jack

not jealous at all, nope not me i got an aprilia :inlove
 
I got tangled up with a knob in an audi TT a few years ago. A couple of us out for a "spirited" sunday blast, came up behind the TT so he had to accelerate and try to out do us. OK we thought a little sport then, my mate over took him and we came upon a little light traffic, saw my opportunity to overtake and as I started my move he decided no chance and did the same......well my bike almost rode over his wheel arch......I continued past him and pulled in up the road (Incidently...when we pulled over I noticed that he had with him his Barbie doll wife and his 10 year old (guestimate) young son....top bloke!! )and took a look at the damage..nothing to shout about. We exchanged details and had a chat later and decided we were both at fault so no further action would follow. Next thing I know his insurers were chasing me for a claim...of course I fought my corner and it was all going to court until my insurers advised that if I got an anti bike magistrate I could lose it all...NICE!! What was starting off as no action finally ended up with a 75-25 in his favour and me with a £600 excess...Nowadays I just ignore the f**kers knowing that we bikers are far too superior to be bothered to play with em!!!!
 
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used to be a bloke down my way with a 450 bhp Escort Cosworth... ddint matter what bike you were on, you just bowwed your head and didnt bother, get anywhere near a set of corners and it was GONE!

I have deep respect for some motors and some drivers too
 
whitetrash said:
used to be a bloke down my way with a 450 bhp Escort Cosworth
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Still a ******* escort Alex:puke
My mate's just sold a 400-odd bhp Holden - and that was still a ******* Vauxhall!
Ooops, I meant 'Fooking':thumbup
 
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there certanly are some right nobs out there at least at my place if u drive like a **** & u are reported by a sneaky beaky which go around the buses 2 see your driving abilty after 2 many complaints or accidents back 2 driving school u go 2 take another ministry psv test fail it & u sacked your self u might not have lost your licence but u aint up 2 company standard
 
Well according to my boss, my "old" 2001 truck is gone and as from sunday, i'm having a new truck which will be restricted to 56mph, so if your along the m4 from swansea to chepstow and back, and wonder why the **** truck driver in front is taking 8 miles to do a overtake, then thats me, but blame the eu, and their bollox rules, not me, just for trying to get home.

I drive to the rules as my licence depends upon it, as does my job, but i still deserve a life as well.

At least i used to have a truck that was powerful and fast enuff to deal with all the twats on the road, and even thats now been taken away from me, so expect more chaos on a road near you soon..........
 
Wonder how the UK/Europe "retarditians" would deal with the Aussie "Road Trains" then.......220 foot long flat out at 60 mph could make overtakes on the M1 fun
 
definately was not a cupra, i have to agree with some cars can out do you and normally itry to ignore them like GazP said but sometimes its good to make them look like a complete knobber infront of their girl friend! i find sitting behind on full chat drowns out their stereo and pisses them off more than if you race them.
 
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A303 said:
Still a ******* escort Alex:puke
My mate's just sold a 400-odd bhp Holden - and that was still a ******* Vauxhall!
Ooops, I meant 'Fooking':thumbup
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Lets not be slating the Escort Cosworth off too much, very little of it was actually anything like the stock car!!! Just putting my slant on stuff, some cars are awesome.

Holdens rock, make mine an R8 Maloo
 
Escort Cossie is a true classic and a rare car to boot, awesome looking and usually driven by enthusiasts and not in the manner that is being discussed here thats more for your saxo, corsa and scooby gang, you know, baseball cap, henry lloyd tuck me trackky bottoms in me football socks reebok classic sort of person. :eatcorn
 
Chav's are the words your looking for, usually followed by a orange coloured high maintenance slapper, that always has a essex birds gob no matter where there from in the uk. and every second word outta his gob is ****, burn them all along with the scum pikeys and bike thieves.
 

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