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Mpg

Look at the bright side, lads & lassies.

Think of all the petrol you save since the T. never spends time in 32 mpg. Think of how much quicker it is because it doesn't have to pass through that speed on it's way to the top. Glass half full!

(Unless it be a pint of beer - then it's half empty to make room for the next!).
 
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I find it's in direct proportion to how thirsty I am, or how far we're away from our personal piss, errr, pit stop. It is a given that the dryer the rider, the tighter his grip on the throttle (to get to the pub earlier, of course)
 
You would love it over here in Fuerteventura chaps. Motion potion is about 60-70 cents a titereo. MPG is irrelevent at that price, the roads are magnificent too. Not to long in any particular direction but sooper flat ,clear bends and hardly any traffic.
Only problems are sand and 100 metre drops off mountains.
Can't have everything eh. Not seen one Euro bike in nearly a fortnight. Just Jap crap like Hornets and a few Yam XT's. Mainly naked bikes. Like the wimmin.
 
Nobi, you're heading for a time out in the naughty corner if you mention those semi-naked, nubile senoritas with trimmed pubices once more - in any thread!:kicknuts
 
Chunkylad said:
Nobi, you're heading for a time out in the naughty corner if you mention those semi-naked, nubile senoritas with trimmed pubices once more - in any thread!:kicknuts
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Agree Chunky. I'm getting a lazy lob on just thinking about the naked girls, licking their lips suductively at you - both of them :eek
 
Nobs off the hook if he manages to provide photographic proof of his exploits. Otherwise I calls BOOLSHEET! And blame nobbies overactive imagination and schoolboy libido.
 
I'm back boys and girls. Sunglasses are essential in Fuerteventura for lots of blimps on them tight assed tattooed pierced firmed breasted tanned lovely's. Don't want the little lady catching us perving do we.

I had my eyes lazered a few years ago and whoooooooahhhhh boy was that a bonus when underwater in the Ceeeement Pond.
 
Classic nobi

You've done us all proud lad. Still, I wish you manged to sneak a little camera in with your sunscreen and towel.....
 
AAAhhhhhh but you come alive this time of night Aldo, all I'm fit fer is going to bed and seeing Pam :rolleyes
 
Nobist said:
AAAhhhhhh going to bed and seeing Pam :rolleyes
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Pam's ma bestist pal, known her fir most ma life' whit a pal. Not pretty to look at, in fact she's an effin mess but always willing to please and NEVER say's FECK OFF ya drunken dickheid.
 
Ya still gettin 92Mls afore the fuel light comes on? Did it improve once the engine was run in? Whit's ya gettin noo fast boy, mid 60's or high 50's. Is it cause yer gettin faster or yer gear change lever's stuck in first, or yeh weigh two tonne more, or you elaborate the truth to suit the image. Whit does it matter I've got Elvis in my ears givin it Pump It Up. Eat yer heart out Billy Joel.
Surfin again dudes.
 

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