Joined Mar 2011
268 Posts | 2+
Errf
I say **** happens, its racing not makin ****** cupcakes. Iam kinda mad that Dorna has already removed video from ewtube
there is a difference here though. stoner has never lost the front. it was always the bikes fault for just letting go...
Joined May 2009
112 Posts | 0+
Cumbria
Got to agree it was a cracking race and was gutted for Cal - but yeah, the most entertaining race in a long time. I thought Rossi was too eager and would have walked the race if he'd took his time instead of shooting his bolt early and nerfing stoner - but them again he's a multiple world champ and Im at home typing my 2 penneth 
. Did expect stoner to punch him tho rather than just a sarky comment - maybe next time.
. Did expect stoner to punch him tho rather than just a sarky comment - maybe next time.
Joined Jan 2011
336 Posts | 0+
Near Coalville Leicestershire
Following the Jerez MotoGP allegations that trackside marshals failed to push Casey Stoner back into the race, officials at Dorna are allowing riders to nominate specific corners at which they can crash. Dorna ‘big cheese’ Krumma Randyknacker told us, “before each race riders can nominate one corner at which they can crash. They can then have a chosen bike pusher at that corner to help them get the bloody thing going again”, he said.
It is believed that Casey Stoner has requested that HRC get someone with a fair bit of bulk as his personal ‘race rapid motive facilitator’....or bump starter! Casey told us, “turn this F*cker off and you’ve had it ...it’s the sodding clutch that buggers it all up. We need some big geezer to really give it a right f*cking shove....I rang Julian Ryder but he was too busy with commentating and Jaffa cakes...it’s not a hard job we just want someone who has a reasonable amount of ability and not much ambition”, quipped the aussie scamp.
Application forms are available in Greggs and all good chip shops.
It is believed that Casey Stoner has requested that HRC get someone with a fair bit of bulk as his personal ‘race rapid motive facilitator’....or bump starter! Casey told us, “turn this F*cker off and you’ve had it ...it’s the sodding clutch that buggers it all up. We need some big geezer to really give it a right f*cking shove....I rang Julian Ryder but he was too busy with commentating and Jaffa cakes...it’s not a hard job we just want someone who has a reasonable amount of ability and not much ambition”, quipped the aussie scamp.
Application forms are available in Greggs and all good chip shops.
Joined Oct 2010
7 Posts | 0+
word is that stoner hit his kill switch in the crash and all the pushing in the world wouldn't have started it until he re-set it, duh! rossi hang on to his clutch lever and kept the engine running. stoner had the AMBITION to keep in the race, rossi on the otherhand had the TALENT
