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Ewe were lucky. Ramming your car into a flock of sheep could have been nasty. Watch the farmer doesn't try to fleece you or pull the wool over your eyes mate ... they can field some heavy hitting baaaaaastard lawyers to chop claims. At the end of the day you are ok ... feeling sheepish perhaps, but not hurt.
Now Razor that did make me have a little chuckle. Actually I meant Silent Witness which was on last night. Woulda rathered seen a programme on the Tuono though. Mind you I'm quite enjoying the Cafe Racer programme on Documentary Channel. Pity someone hadn't stuck a Tuono engine in one yet.
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Thanks for propagating the stereotype Rico, ya bass. By the way, did the farmer seem particularly upset about the death of the one with the pink ribbon around it's neck??
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Oldie but goodie
An Aussie ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small
village
and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures
he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this bloke your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes
me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the
elements..'
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Kiwi: (in a panic) 'That sheep's a ******* LIAR!..'
Apologies to our cuzzies
An Aussie ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small
village
and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures
he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this bloke your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes
me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the
elements..'
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Kiwi: (in a panic) 'That sheep's a ******* LIAR!..'
Apologies to our cuzzies
