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seanramsay

seanramsay

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a see in the sun the day, petrol gaun doon wan pence, personally a didnae watch the budget as it ****** seekens ye,,,, its like bein on a piss pot diet, everythin ye like pits wiecht on,
some puir manni up the islands wis in the paper sayin that he drives the local school bus,,,an wi the big price drop, hes 60 quid a year better aff,,,,,,:thumbup

what a braw country we live in,,,,,,,,,

rant twa.

took a run intae the local job dookit the day fir a wee shoofty, see if anywan wantin a tip top jiner,,,,,
the closest job tae me wis aboot 45 mile awa, payin a grand sum o £9.00 top o the line,,,,,
****** toss pot clerk says, thats no bad, obviously he's on a sicht mair than that,
so i pointed out, that my 4th year apprentice, doin his time correctly through the college, gets more than that as the national rate,,,,,,fud

what a braw cuntry we live in



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rant No 3..

wee yappy dugs.....

... the tube that lives across the way frae me has a friggin flock o wee wanky yappy chihuahua dugs, like ****** rats they ur. He bocht one a couple o years back and decided tae breed it. Nae ****** took any o the rat pups cos he wiz askin way too much. Noo thir awe full size an a friggin noise nuisance. He lets thim oot fur a pish 7am in the morn an thir still oot at midnight yappin thir heids aff at the slightest thing, like a bee passed thru the gairden or a burd farted. Thir like oan ****** Duracells they things. Bastids.

If he disnae sort it ahm awa ower tae hae a rammy wi the boy as its got oan ma tits once too often..

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Comment no1
Why o why do we put up with these people.
Whit people.
The ones that really ****** PISS YOU OFF BIG ****** TIME.
To many to list, but if yer think fir a moment who really calls all the tunes.

I NEED to ride ma T.
 
:mad: rant no 4..

...thir so called Parcelforce 48 hour guaranteed delivery! My erse it is.

ben awaitin excitedly fur a couple o nice wee goodies fur the T which a ken were defo ordered and despatched oan Tuesday.... still nae here by Friday efternoon....

...an thir shitey trackin system says it still nae left ****** Coventry hub.... noo wi scheduled delivery Mon 28th....

....jist nae good enuff..

...bunch o parcel hoggin snail-like bams ....:mad1

Your sincerly

Mr Victorico Meldrew
 
**** it rico man, gan ower an chin the ****, an tell him every time the dug yelps yer gonna bang his puss,,,,,, odds on the dugs will no mak much mair ****** noise,,,,as fir the parcel force dude, threaten tae rape the **** if hes late again,,,,, thatll sort yon hoor oot
 
Jist seen the doss **** wanderin roon his paddock pickin up rat sized dug turds...whit a ****** life!
 
Rant no.5.People wearing rucksacks.
Why the fook do folks wearing rucksacks constantly turn around without a thought for the poor folks behind them.I'm the one that goes to an autojumble and gets a rusty exhaust in the face.The **** in front has a rucksack with the offending lump of metal sticking out by a foot.Or,.....you're in a crowded train station and some rucksack wearing idiot spins round and knocks you off yer feet.My mate and I were in a well known bikers cafe when Captain Rucksack spun round and knocked me mates cuppa straight out of his hand.Red hot tea all over his leathers.
Where's a gun when you want one,......you could do an awefull lot of good with a gun.:yes
 
Rant No 6

ok, my missis, bless her lil cotton socks, says she,s found a crackin deal ont tinterweb for a hotel in Derby, 1/2 board cheap as ****, well, to keep her happy i go along with it, never been to Derby.... might be nice.
Anyway, me the wife, hersister and bro in law book into said hotel (not impressed, but its only 1 night) and set off into town to finda boozer to watch the match (dont go there).. en route we find a dead guy in a car park, the missis is obviously more experienced in these things than me and proceeds to contact the emergancy services, at this point i rather cheekily thought i might give said dead guy a lil kick, ok a bigger kick than i originally intended, being vaguely familier with the bible......, Lazerus had **** all on this fella, and to say he wasnt impressed would be the undertatement of the year. A this point we thought it wise.... to do one..

Off into town.... oh my ****!!! last night must have been the annual mutant convention, i have never seen so many butt fuckingly mongy people in all my life, and Derby, i,m sorry if this is your home town... deffo fits into the "third world" catagory...

But !! its not all bad news... the boozers, although rough as ****, had the most amazing atmosphere... and a ******* good night was had by all.

Then came morning!!

Twatty(the bro in law) informs me over breakfast he,s lost the car key !
Not a normal key, this is a ****** Renault, a card type thingy, we cant even get into the ******, my jacket/wallet/phone all safely locked to ****.

No problem.. call the RAC, they tell us , as its his fault they can only recover the car max 10 miles to nearest garage, well thats ****** great on a sunday morn....
locksmith type chap offered a replacement for £220, told him to sort it. Chappie turns up and then tells us its now £340.............. At this point i,m getting more than a lil pissed off, locky chap does one, it seems becouse i threatened him (not guilty)..

So... the rest of today was spent coming home on the train.... derby/sheffield/manchester/atherton.

I ****** hate rip off sparks.
I ****** hate rip off railways.
I ****** hate with a bastard vengance DERBY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!




oh... and i never want to see my bro inlaw or his **** stupid car ever again.....
 
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Pics G min..pics....ahv nivir seen a deid mannie wi a kicked erse in a carpark in Derby afore.
 
ME PHONES IN THE ****** CAR.... LOCKED TO FUCKDOM.....

sorry t shout, but its realy ****** me up.
 
Off into town.... oh my ****!!! last night must have been the annual mutant convention, i have never seen so many butt fuckingly mongy people in all my life, and Derby, i,m sorry if this is your home town... deffo fits into the "third world" catagory...

Bit like Athy Arms on a Friday tea time ???
 
g, whit the feck did the spark do to yer???

Sounds like one of the nights oot that befall me noo and again.
 
I had a surreal night out in Stranraer about 25 years ago at a time when the fave juke box tune in The Royal Hotel was "lets go to Jersey" by the Black Watch Band ... when in another pub an 18 year old 18 stone girl with full sets if dentures top and bottom ... which she had taken out .... wanted to kiss me forever and when in yet another pub at about 0200hrs, having done an SAS raid into the kitchen, secured a frozen curry for 2 and stuffed it down the front of my jeans ,... the land lord wanted to talk to me forever and ever ..

Bloody lucky I didn't get pneumonia of the helmet
 
BMW drivers
Taxi drivers
Non indicating people
Going all the way around roundabouts in the left lane
Stupid people
Ignorant people
Selfish people
Driving using a phone
Jumping red lights
Using 'like' every sentence

That's a very quick list I'll add some more after I've opened 2nd bottle of wine later :thumbup
 
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