Well Stix theres a few things you could be arrested for
1. D&D would be the 1st one that spings to mind. (What did u eat last night Stix. Food, FOOOOD gaddam you I drank 4 bottles of wine instead, food just gets in the way)
2. Section 136 of the Mental health Act would be the 2nd obvious one (YA BLOODY NUTTER)