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LOL what u said about horses reminds me of what a woman did over the road from me, a horse **** outside her house, so she ran out and almost pulled the girl off the horse handed her a plastic bag and made her pick up after it

i got a female friend and shes a horse riding teacher:biggrin, she was married to a monster of a man who was always grumpy:angry, and she was always being bugged by the girl across the road to give her tips on how to ride, who had a pony, now this man got a bit pissed off with coming home and finding this girl at his doorstep with the pony in tow:rant, and one day he come home even unhappy`r than normal stepped out of his car and into a massive pile of horse ****, overcome with rage:banghead he produced a shovel and scooped the whole lot in one, the stomped off towards this girl house, when he got there he opened the letter box and rammed it in the girls dad opened the door expecting to find some small toe rag, instead he found himself face to face with a 6foot 7 monster that was more pissed off than a rhino that just lost a grand at willam hill, needless to say he shut the door and took the ****........and a bit later on me and this monster are laughing about this over a beer or two, when his wife walked in and asked what we laughing about? so we told her...... she started to chuckle and walked away bursting into side spliting laughter ,... then called him a numbs nuts as it was her horse that had **** and she hadnt time to clear it up:tounge2 needless to say the girl didnt come asking For tips/lessons and didnt ride her pony on the public green anymore RESULT

Well mate..if the dude across the ways daughter has a pony, then he prolly has a hen pecking wife..so he be used to taking **** from someone else :thumbup