Joined Dec 2007
132 Posts | 0+
Bingley, West Yorks
Brilliant as always, I've come up with an instant ultra-satisfactory solution..
Just give it to me for my B-day that's coming up in a month or so!
That would make at least four people happy: the missus, you (not being embarrassed anymore when passing old ladies), the old lady (not receiving the fatal nudge into deafness when you pass by), and ME
Sounds good. I've never made three women and myself happy before. No hang on, there was that time on holiday many years ago :devious
Trouble is I've had all these 'Zoners pointing out what a wimp I am for even thinking of taking that race pipe off :thatsgay.
Oh what a dilema :confused