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Any other proper men on here or what ??????????

My T's been used most days all year round, bar snow and black ice - I use ACF50 and FS365 and she comes up mint every time. No furring or rust. RSV that I had was the same. Good as new.
The one thing both the RSV and the Tuono hate is when it's really chucking it down (like on Monday, down Souf) and they've been parked up in the open for a few hours in it - get going again and after 2-3 miles my T started running horribly rough with lack of power. Lasted for about 2mins and was then fine. RSV did the same very occasionally - it's got to be water getting in who knows where and upsetting summin or other. Have you spotted I'm no mechanic?! First time the T has done it mind.
Roll on Spring / Summer and some dry weather.
 
Yes! Gauntlets ... that's the very ****** things I was wearing today!

"Long cuffed touring gloves" ... what a ****
 
Can I put myself forward as a real man NOB?

I went out on the wifes nelli and the road was covered in black ice.... oops

The real story is I was cleaning her bike and thought I will take it down the street to dry some of the water off and then seen the ice on the road, a slow turn around feet down then back to the garage

If i had dropped it the night before she sells it i would have been in the spare room for a year
 
Of course. I'll send you a 'I'm a maaaaaaan' badge in the post :)
 
evlin said:
newelly.....are they attached to the bars...im not a ****
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No m8t I'm the ****. As I was typing "long cuffed touring gloves" ... I couldn't for the life of me think of the word "gauntlet" and couldn't be arsed to spend more than a nano second trying to drag the word up from the bowels of my **** memory!
 
Dynamo said:
Can I put myself forward as a real man NOB?

I went out on the wifes nelli and the road was covered in black ice.... oops

The real story is I was cleaning her bike and thought I will take it down the street to dry some of the water off and then seen the ice on the road, a slow turn around feet down then back to the garage

If i had dropped it the night before she sells it i would have been in the spare room for a year
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Ignore nob. D yer not a real man yer an effin Fud. :yes

And whit if the mrs reads this? How long will yer be in the spare garage. :eek
 
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Note brave enough yet - our road is still covered in frozen cowshit and frost & when the sun peeps over the hedges it becomes slimy cowshit. Need a good downpour & dry out before mine comes out from under the cover. No qualms not being a real man - just dont want to see my pride n joy looking like a slurry tanker after 5 mins :)
 
What you need is a manky old trail bike to practice your green lane skills with.
Moto crossing on a fireblade over the moors is not good. But at least I didnt fall off.

I have a 10 year old dominator that I ride when its too slippy to stand up.
It means the T is nice & cosy and a treat to look fwd to in the spring.
 
I'm a ***** for this time of year... Something about the record ******* snowfall out there being so deep that my trailer is covered and the pile at the front is so high that I'm having difficulties throwing any new snowfall o'er the top...


kin'ell...
 

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