How about you looking for some UN airbrushed cleft, grin.. and then sharing it with the rest of us twisted pervs. You could tell the missus that it's "research".
And leave Nobster out of this when he isn't here to defend hisself. He's off sunning hisself and the missus in Krakow. Land of sun and women with a better moustache than me...
Soz no pics, Mrs Nob would hand me over to the nasty Polish polish sharpish. Tell ya wot tho. Legs like the Eiffel tower. Soooo long and cute bot bots. Its blimpsville Arizona a tell thi :thumbup. Go, it got 10 out of 10 for 3-4 nights on the official Nobist tour of Europe guide. Cheap as chips and chiiiiiiilllllled. Bars, cafe's,restaraunts everywhere you look.