I do like a little MacAllen now and again as evidenced by my cupboard at the moment. However, as I am going riding later and it is only just before ten, I'll escew a tot until later this evening.
The yellow stuff on your fingers was nicotine, not tar. And if you hadn't been so pissed as to keep spilling your glass of fine single malt, it wouldn't have "cleaned the tar stain off".
Guess what I was drinking when I walked off a 20 ft cliff, pissed to the gills, looking for a place to pee at 4 am. Only fractured the L ring finger to the tune of five seperate pieces of the proximal phalanx requiring nine eensy weensy screws and an eensy weensy plate to hold it together. And I STILL love G&Ts!!