5 Word Story

sharky

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• Aug 29, 2007

• #581

that bloody bowling ball you.....

 

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little1uk

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• Aug 29, 2007

• #582

you had specially made for.........

 

sharky

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• Aug 29, 2007

• #583

the occasion,it's a shame...

 

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little1uk

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• Sep 1, 2007

• #584

you broke it when you........

 

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carbon kid

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• Sep 1, 2007

• #585

tried to shove two up...

 

TarkMalbot

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• Sep 1, 2007

• #586

the inside of that

 

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little1uk

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• Sep 2, 2007

• #587

without any sort of lube....

 

carpe diem

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• Sep 2, 2007

• #588

Makes my eyes water just...

 

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little1uk

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• Sep 2, 2007

• #589

like onions do when dicing.............

 

bad boy

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• Sep 2, 2007

• #590

The man said,i'm off home to maldon for some clean:dunno

 

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little1uk

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• Sep 2, 2007

• #591

bad boy said:

The man said,i'm off home to maldon for some clean:dunno

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Kev mate....... its called the 5 word story, theres a clue in the title of how many words to use.............. dont think its 11 :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

 

rs3 mille

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• Sep 2, 2007

• #592

that is quality kev diamond geezer pissing myself:lol:lol

 

bad boy

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• Sep 2, 2007

• #593

Sorry boys,lost the plot.:dunno

 

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• Sep 3, 2007

• #594

said the blind allotment gardner....

 

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little1uk

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• Sep 3, 2007

• #595

as he slipped another turnip......

 

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carbon kid

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• Sep 4, 2007

• #596

down his trouser leg and...

 

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• Sep 4, 2007

• #597

sauntered jauntily down to stringfellows

 

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carbon kid

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• Sep 4, 2007

• #598

where he joined the VIP's...

 

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little1uk

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• Sep 4, 2007

• #599

in the lapdance lounge, sadly.......

 

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• Sep 4, 2007

• #600

The blue oyster bar was'nt...