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You & your steed?

Well story in itself. That's my mate on my right ex wife. She was a ******* nightmare but I thought she was quite funny as she was a dopehead and an alchy instead of just an alchy like the rest of us ;)

Oh and New I've dloaded black label society today and it's pretty good :thumbup
 
Well story in itself. That's my mate on my right ex wife. She was a ******* nightmare but I thought she was quite funny as she was a dopehead and an alchy instead of just an alchy like the rest of us ;)

Oh and New I've downloaded black label society today and it's pretty good :thumbup

I have an uncanny eye and ear for "personal stuff" ... and pick up on the way people answer a phone or as here, lurk in the back ground emptying the cooler!

Handy traits in sales

I've gone mental on e-bay once again and now have 6 Black Label Society Albums. The 2 that arrived today are a bit **** really compared to the first 2.

Awesome sound though and great to have roaring out the head phones whilst working

Terror week ... worked 73 hours in 5 days and now chilling down with some tinto and BLS

BTW ... are you the bloke in the Ramones top?

I see no red!

If that is you then your mate (on your right as quoted) was too young to marry ... and he has monkey paws like my youngest!

Is the dude at back LHS a builder of some sort?

I want his arms for the T man I am building
 
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Dan, that primate must huv really fecked yer brain mucker, either that or yer a part of a circus act.

Get fukin real, where's the feckin buntin ya fud.
 
Don't know how you are viewing this then but my iPhone cuts me off the pic completely. I'm the guy in bottom right corner of pic two to the right of ramones. The kid to right of ramones is my son Max who now is 11 :)

Big jase is just fat mate by his own admission and he's a euro tunnel manager not a builder!!
 
NO!


I mean the bloke very back left black top and green shorts ... his arms are currently included in my "MrT project"

Further details on a new post soon ...

Please be prepared to offer a body part, bike, after market part or piece of clothing
 
What! You are mistaken. That's my older brother and you defo don't want his arms. He lifted my weights once when he was 19 & I was 16 and decided exercise wasn't for him :)

That was 26 years ago.
 
What! You are mistaken. That's my older brother and you defo don't want his arms. He lifted my weights once when he was 19 & I was 16 and decided exercise wasn't for him :)

That was 26 years ago.

Damn your brothers weedy look nice arms!

This has set the project back by some considerable margin

I was supposed to be looking for legs this week ... but now I have to go back to lookin for feckin arms

So far I've got Robbos hair, a feckin thumb fae Rico, an inquisitive nature from Pikemyth and Shovels 6' 5" frame
 
Ok in that case I will make a case for my weedy arms inclusion in your MrT project:

I was Welsh Powerlifting Champion 66kg class when I was 23 and still do weights 3 times a week (unfirtunately I am no longer 10.5 stone though :))

Here are my arms from a few weeks ago in Gadget Show Live (if unsure I am the one on the right):

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I do NOT offer my legs for inclusion however as although I was a powerlifter they were definitely not my best feature :no
 
Thing is fella that cartoon character you're stood next to is only 5'7'' in height in real life which makes you a short arse. I think I saw u in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film recently as an extra as an umpa lumpa.

PS why are u holding some other guys arm looking quite gay as well ;). U his byitch
 
Yes well I am gay obviously and I fancied the arse of a large hunky Dukey Nukey.

And you are dead wrong about the characters height as he was at least 5'8" :(
 
It was quite funny though getting my missus to take that pic as I had to wait amongst a group of teenagers to do it!
 
Right ...ok

StiXs Arms it is but!!!

If it's true that he is only 4' 9" the arms will be the right shape ... but far too short for the MrT I am constructing (based around Shovels mehoosif frame) and he won't be able to reach his own John Thomas or even wipe his own arse.
 
Now hang on. I am a bit of a short arse but 4'9" is going too far. I'm at least 4'11.9".

All right I'll come clean I'm a huge 5'8".
 
S, heard you wrote a letter to yer local cooncil complaning aboot the height of the kerbs and could they please lower them ???
 
Glad yer got a sense of humour and yer can larff at yersel.
 
Oh yes Aldo. I guess that's something we all learn with age. Also being a Karate instructor and an ex-Powerlifting Champ I don't really feel inadequate in any way :thumbup
 
Oh yes Aldo. I guess that's something we all learn with age. Also being a Karate instructor and an ex-Powerlifting Champ I don't really feel inadequate in any way :thumbup

SHovel said you are a *****!
 
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