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DB, A jist look in noo and again, but the dudes a've met ower the last wee bit are fookin brill.
Like me yer Post nae threads so whit the **** do yer expect.
Keep in touch and yer'll find a whole world of muckers will'n to converse.
Yer only get oot whit yer contribute.
Like me yer Post nae threads so whit the **** do yer expect.
Keep in touch and yer'll find a whole world of muckers will'n to converse.
Yer only get oot whit yer contribute.
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A used to get pissed in one of ma locals.
There wiz a super Fit Bint that always wanted Ma Bob and the drunker a wiz the better fir her.
Anyhoo A wid wake in the mornin tae ma haw maws being gently neaded while ma bell end wiz startin tae bend roon her throat.
A'll Never forget the pink wallpaper wea white fluffy clouds EVER.
Jist a pity she had warts on her fingers and ingrowin nipples.
There wiz a super Fit Bint that always wanted Ma Bob and the drunker a wiz the better fir her.
Anyhoo A wid wake in the mornin tae ma haw maws being gently neaded while ma bell end wiz startin tae bend roon her throat.
A'll Never forget the pink wallpaper wea white fluffy clouds EVER.
Jist a pity she had warts on her fingers and ingrowin nipples.
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oh well....I guess the dog will finish my sandwich.
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I thought i was a filthy bastered, but a bird with warts and nipple that grow in....ffs.....i'd draw a line somewhere.....
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Ah mucker the Evils of Drink, she wore that many rings on her fingers it would be impossible to see the warts and she didnae run aboot wae her **** oot in public.
I swear you'de be in there like a rat up a drain pipe, she had a bod and looks that wid give a blootered alcky an instant rod of steel.
As yer say nae excuse fir me after the first time, but fir some reason she'd love tae hop on top of me at any given chance, i did resist when sober but that wiznae all that often.
Ho Hum, a wunder who she's grindin to death noo. :thumbup
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Haven't been on the site for a few days due to the ball & chain wanting to get a caravan, so much time & energy spent doing that.
This thread made me chuckle, Aldo, you are fooking crazy.:yes
I've been with a few dodgy ******* many yrs ago, and when loaded with booze, its any port in a storm. Went with a fat tart only because her juice reminded my of Victoria Priciple off Dallas. Funny as hell shagging from behind watching her fat arse wobble all over as I slapped into her.:lol
This thread made me chuckle, Aldo, you are fooking crazy.:yes
I've been with a few dodgy ******* many yrs ago, and when loaded with booze, its any port in a storm. Went with a fat tart only because her juice reminded my of Victoria Priciple off Dallas. Funny as hell shagging from behind watching her fat arse wobble all over as I slapped into her.:lol
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2 berth tourer mate. Swift lifestyle. Weather permitting a few days away on wednesday when she finishes work.
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Reversing is a laff to start with till I get the hang of it again. Sould get "the ball & chain" to video it.:thumbup
Will have the single malt to keep me warm at night.:yes
Will have the single malt to keep me warm at night.:yes
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Nice 1 mate.
