Joined Aug 2009
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Sunderland
Joined Dec 2008
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Usually at the top of the apple tree.
gf i did somethin similar but wae a full set of golf clubs on ma back. It took me aboot 20mins to get up a 50yard hill, you know one step forward and three back doon. I couldnae find ma door key so a fell asleep at the front door and waited fir ma Mrs to come home after her shift.
A wis in the dug hoose fir a week. :thumbup
A wis in the dug hoose fir a week. :thumbup
Joined Aug 2009
5K Posts | 62+
Sunderland
Nice 1 Also, my mrs would have left me where I was, or thrown cold water over me, she loves me really.
Joined Oct 2010
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midlands
This is an 8 minute clip ... but stick with it
I'd bloody love to go on the piss with these boyz
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e06_1317405732
I'd bloody love to go on the piss with these boyz
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e06_1317405732
Joined Oct 2010
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midlands
How very dare you sir!
"Having had 8 cans of very cold Carlsberg I am now sampling a bottle of whisky which might not be a terribly good idea"
How is that tosh?
Anyway
feck off ... I'm pished
First night of leave at home so I thought I might have a little slurp! Chillin with the wifey, watching a movie, seein off a few Becks...nice
Joined Nov 2011
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who cares ... oh. ok ... the midlands. Shropshire
And tonight?
A bottle of Arniston Bay red ... from a local wine merchant known as "Co-op"
"A feisty number ... which invades the mouth with caustic tannins before subsiding into an unpleasant fruit medly .. with plummy / tarmac finnish"
A bottle of Arniston Bay red ... from a local wine merchant known as "Co-op"
"A feisty number ... which invades the mouth with caustic tannins before subsiding into an unpleasant fruit medly .. with plummy / tarmac finnish"
Joined Nov 2011
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who cares ... oh. ok ... the midlands. Shropshire
How can anything costing £3.99 be ****?
It's perhaps "a little harsh" ... but with some Quavers and a Twiglet or 198 ... passable
Damn those Twiglets
I thought I was stopping in last night so I had a drop of pear cider (to keep the wife company), followed by one of those strange beers that I got for Xmas.
Then as a chaser I had a JD & coke.
Totally out of the blue, my brother rang & dragged me up to the local pub to participate in the quiz, so I had a couple of their finest largers folowed by another JD & Coke.
I was going to say my drinking is getting worse, but in reality its obviously getting better.
Then as a chaser I had a JD & coke.
Totally out of the blue, my brother rang & dragged me up to the local pub to participate in the quiz, so I had a couple of their finest largers folowed by another JD & Coke.
I was going to say my drinking is getting worse, but in reality its obviously getting better.
Joined Nov 2011
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who cares ... oh. ok ... the midlands. Shropshire
Your skillful blending of grain, barley sugar hops and apples suggests you are a very refined and educated drinker; I tip my hat to you sir.
Joined Nov 2011
490 Posts | 0+
who cares ... oh. ok ... the midlands. Shropshire
Guess what?
I'm on the wagon for 3 months (at least)
Went to docs complaining of chest pains and fatigue
Lots of tests
Result
Blood pressure high
Cholesterol high
Something going on with my esophagus which may be mimicking cardio pain
And
My liver is producing abnormal amounts of some some sort of enzyme
Oh! And a small lump cut out my back and sent for analysis.
So no alcohol AT ALL for me until the end of May !
I'd still like to come on the April 7th do though ... if a short fat old bald bandy tee-totaller is allowed?
I'm on the wagon for 3 months (at least)
Went to docs complaining of chest pains and fatigue
Lots of tests
Result
Blood pressure high
Cholesterol high
Something going on with my esophagus which may be mimicking cardio pain
And
My liver is producing abnormal amounts of some some sort of enzyme
Oh! And a small lump cut out my back and sent for analysis.
So no alcohol AT ALL for me until the end of May !
I'd still like to come on the April 7th do though ... if a short fat old bald bandy tee-totaller is allowed?
Joined Aug 2009
5K Posts | 62+
Sunderland
Screaming ***** welly you don't sound too good bud.
I hope you are okay and the tests on the lump prove to be nothing.
My cholesterol is high but thats about all. Was told I drink too much at my health check last week, so I'll only have 4 pints tonight.
I hope you are okay and the tests on the lump prove to be nothing.
My cholesterol is high but thats about all. Was told I drink too much at my health check last week, so I'll only have 4 pints tonight.
Joined May 2011
256 Posts | 0+
Shropshire
Havent had a piss up like that since my early twenties when I lived in South Africa.
