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Whit kind of Fud are you.

As a family we are trying to keep up with technology, so I bought my son
an iPod, my daughter an iPhone and myself an iPad. I felt sorry for the
wife so I bought her an iRon and that's when it all kicked off.
What an ungrateful cow!
 
Friend of mine went to hospital recently for an operation to cure his premature ejaculation. I rang up today and asked the nurse how he was doing. She said "It's still touch and go".
 
There was a ginger guy using the self-checkout in Tesco earlier and the machine said "unexpected item in the bagging area".

Condoms.
 

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