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What....it's not Japanese?????

Joined Jun 2011
110 Posts | 0+
Lancashire
Hello people, after many years devoted to the land of the rising sun, I've finally bought an Italian masterpiece despite my inner most fears that at the merest hint of a rain cloud it will fail to start and immediately turn to rust. It's a 2003 model, red, 10k, owned by a mate of mine who is a serial RC30/45 collector (he's not married) who bought it last year to commute to work but since then bought a range rover ( I know) to take over the job. I've not got it yet, just waiting to have the rear tyre replaced as the nobhead got a nail in it, hey-ho.
Anyway, hope to pick up some good advice, tips, general abuse and piss-taking and maybe even the six winning lottery numbers.

Andy B.
 
Hello people, after many years devoted to the land of the rising sun, I've finally bought an Italian masterpiece despite my inner most fears that at the merest hint of a rain cloud it will fail to start and immediately turn to rust. It's a 2003 model, red, 10k, owned by a mate of mine who is a serial RC30/45 collector (he's not married) who bought it last year to commute to work but since then bought a range rover ( I know) to take over the job. I've not got it yet, just waiting to have the rear tyre replaced as the nobhead got a nail in it, hey-ho.
Anyway, hope to pick up some good advice, tips, general abuse and piss-taking and maybe even the six winning lottery numbers.

Andy B.

If it's piss taking you're after, I can help.

You have a stupid face.

There you go. :)
 
ah yes, forums never change....the last bastion of the cyber-thug.....thank you for your kind comments, but may I suggest before offering insults to someone you have never met, that you may want to check that they are not an homicidal axe-wielding maniac looking for people to butcher on pre-arranged ride-outs.

I'm not by the way, but you never know these days :)
 
ah yes, forums never change....the last bastion of the cyber-thug.....thank you for your kind comments, but may I suggest before offering insults to someone you have never met, that you may want to check that they are not an homicidal axe-wielding maniac looking for people to butcher on pre-arranged ride-outs.

I'm not by the way, but you never know these days :)

That's ok, a salesmen sold me a can of "anti homicidal axe-wielding maniac" spray, that should repel any attack.
He had a shifty eye and shoes that didn't match but I trust him, he had a tweed jacket. Show me man you can't trust in a tweed jacket?!

This is a good forum, plenty of friendly people and one ******* (that's me).
 
Welcome mate. I bought a tuoldo and ain't looked back. Just get an optimate or disconnect the alarm
 
Welcome dragon....

Please post up your bank account details so that we can all send you a tenner....(our traditional payment to newbies)...in return we will put you in touch with a very good Nigerian Aprilia forum that will in turn send you £2000,0000,0000 in exchange for any one of our tenners.....Good deal eh?....no, no, .....no need to thank me....
 
Welcome dragon....

Please post up your bank account details so that we can all send you a tenner....(our traditional payment to newbies)...in return we will put you in touch with a very good Nigerian Aprilia forum that will in turn send you £2000,0000,0000 in exchange for any one of our tenners.....Good deal eh?....no, no, .....no need to thank me....

My account number is 86353412, my sort code is 87....wait a minute.....this is a scam isn't it...go on admit it....this is very naughty indeed....now bugger off
 
Welcome aboard, I have to admit to having a Tuoldo, mines grey.
Have fun :thumbup
 
Welcome mate. I bought a tuoldo and ain't looked back. Just get an optimate or disconnect the alarm

Awright DA min mucho welcome loon...an drop the Optimate as weel jist ride the erse aff the bugger, thatll keep it charged!
 
ah yes, forums never change....the last bastion of the cyber-thug.....thank you for your kind comments, but may I suggest before offering insults to someone you have never met, that you may want to check that they are not an homicidal axe-wielding maniac looking for people to butcher on pre-arranged ride-outs.

I'm not by the way, but you never know these days :)

Yes but your face are stupid tho innit ... ?
 
If you want a lot of piss taking, abuse but also lots of good advice & help then your on the right forum :thumbup

And if your avatar is your actual bike then good choice, ask away :)
 

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