Can I be your son please ?
Well my wife got herself a new horse last week and being the fantastic wife she is, she thought I deserved a treat aswell and bought me this.
hhhmmmmm you all think you've got the best wife ehhhh!! they haven't got a patch on mine!! for my birthday she got me ........................ a fat fuckall as she forgot it!! dozy bint!!
hhhmmmmm you all think you've got the best wife ehhhh!! they haven't got a patch on mine!! for my birthday she got me ........................ a fat fuckall as she forgot it!! dozy bint!!
You lucky ******* lol, thats what mine usually does, believe me this was a total surprise
Harsh!
Rob