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tired of insurance

Joined Jul 2008
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******* insurance *****,,,, spent aw day on the fone wi ma company , swinton, aboot swapping the insurance on nobs tuono,,,,, wi some thick bitch called julie, who admited she kens **** aw aboot bikes, which pissed me aff for a kick aff, she then proceeded to tell me theres nae such bike as a tuono, only a milie, ok a says, howd ye come tae that conclusion, she says its no on ma screen, therefore it cant exist,,, aye it does a says, no it disnae she said, blah blah blah, back an forrit it went, she then told me she wid fone back after talkin to the underwriters, which she never, a had tae fone them, still nae joy, she then offered me breakdoon insurance, i says on a ******* bike that disnae exist????

so a fones nob, to see whits on the v5,,,, an its states rsvr milie r, so a fones up again, an telt her, she said thats what she was saying, ok i says ill admit im wrong, then she said, so there isnt such a bike as a tuono,,,,,ma pish was biled..

after calmin doon, we proceeded to swap the policy,,,, hud on she says,,, whit, i say your current insurers wont insure that bike,,,,, oh aye, how no a says,,, its too expensive and powerful,,,,, so i then points oot the fechter wis nearly 3 times the price an a guid bit more powerful, so why the **** is this ony different, so ahm totally pissed at this point, she then offered to do another quote, cancellin ma policy an taking oot a new wan,,,,, no much option a says,
she then quoted 500 quid,,,,,, what the ****,,,, ahm paying 150 comp ffir the fechter, how the **** does that work,,,,,,, ok julie enoughs enough, cancel ma policy an gie me a ****** refund o what ahm due,,, 20 quid she says,,,, what,,,, i only insured the **** in november an ahm gettin 20 quid back,,,,,,,so a fones h&r and gets a quote o 128 fully comp,,,,, then she asks if the bikes modded, a said its loaded wi mods, oh she says,,,, a says wait a ****** minute,,,,, it come oot the factory that way,,, she said they dinae hae a factory tuono listed, apart fae the gen2, but they do have a milie factory,,,,, so ahm noo insured fir that,,,,, which a see bein a total ****, if it aw goes erse ower tit,,,,,,, what a ****** wasted day,,,,
 
******* insurance *****,,,, spent aw day on the fone wi ma company , swinton, aboot swapping the insurance on nobs tuono,,,,, wi some thick bitch called julie, who admited she kens **** aw aboot bikes, which pissed me aff for a kick aff, she then proceeded to tell me theres nae such bike as a tuono, only a milie, ok a says, howd ye come tae that conclusion, she says its no on ma screen, therefore it cant exist,,, aye it does a says, no it disnae she said, blah blah blah, back an forrit it went, she then told me she wid fone back after talkin to the underwriters, which she never, a had tae fone them, still nae joy, she then offered me breakdoon insurance, i says on a ******* bike that disnae exist????

so a fones nob, to see whits on the v5,,,, an its states rsvr milie r, so a fones up again, an telt her, she said thats what she was saying, ok i says ill admit im wrong, then she said, so there isnt such a bike as a tuono,,,,,ma pish was biled..

after calmin doon, we proceeded to swap the policy,,,, hud on she says,,, whit, i say your current insurers wont insure that bike,,,,, oh aye, how no a says,,, its too expensive and powerful,,,,, so i then points oot the fechter wis nearly 3 times the price an a guid bit more powerful, so why the **** is this ony different, so ahm totally pissed at this point, she then offered to do another quote, cancellin ma policy an taking oot a new wan,,,,, no much option a says,
she then quoted 500 quid,,,,,, what the ****,,,, ahm paying 150 comp ffir the fechter, how the **** does that work,,,,,,, ok julie enoughs enough, cancel ma policy an gie me a ****** refund o what ahm due,,, 20 quid she says,,,, what,,,, i only insured the **** in november an ahm gettin 20 quid back,,,,,,,so a fones h&r and gets a quote o 128 fully comp,,,,, then she asks if the bikes modded, a said its loaded wi mods, oh she says,,,, a says wait a ****** minute,,,,, it come oot the factory that way,,, she said they dinae hae a factory tuono listed, apart fae the gen2, but they do have a milie factory,,,,, so ahm noo insured fir that,,,,, which a see bein a total ****, if it aw goes erse ower tit,,,,,,, what a ****** wasted day,,,,



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****...I'm glad it's just not me.....:lol
 
So you're not happy then :megaphone . Maybe we need an Insurance thread with the good ones v the ***** ones??
 
Sounds like a headache. What about a thread for dealers! The good ones won't be a very long list.
 
I was insured with AXA 3 years ago , when I bought the Dorsoduro they would not accept it on the policy as they "don’t insure Italian bikes"
 
they all just want your money and that's all, don't give a toss about you or your bike mostly
 
As I'm sure most of you know ... on April 7th my T was ridden into a ditch by an idiot ... me.

She's still not been touched.
Still no offer from insurance.
2 weeks ago they told me if it was deemed a Cat C write off they would pass it straight to a salvage company and offer me a settlement.
I told them I wanted first refusal + balance.
They said it would be taken to Sussex ... and that if I wanted it back + balance they would charge me £120 + storage ... deducted from the balance.
"No way ..." says I "... it stays here in my own garage until, one way or the other, you make me an acceptable offer".
Assessor came last week.
Still waiting.
 
So long as your OK, the bike will keep. What you going to do with it ?

Chased them again today and agreed on a figure + I keep the bike

A sweep gents if you please

Anybody guessing the exact correct amount wins £1

I bought the bike in 2010 for £3,750

It was insured for £4,000

£250 Excess

Damages as follows

Fairing upper
Air inlet
Screen
Brake lever
Clutch lever
Both mirrors
Light protectors
O/S exhaust
O/S exhaust hanger (bent)
Clock screen cracked
Scratch on wheel
Scratch on O/S of radiator
Broken air scoop
Swing arm needs a polish

Begin guessing.

I keep the bike and they give me how much?
 
if its a cat c, its only worth a grand. they value it at £2400.
they offer you £1000.

please send my quid.
 
The best of it is £500 will put it right :dunno

And you missed off the indicators :thumbup
 
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