Swollen Right hand

:rant How about this ending to our SPAIN TRIPP.:rant
We were delayed coming back on the ferry should have docked at 16.45 but docked at just b4 20.00 due to poor weather Gail force 8 we were told
Any way after being on the ferry for over 36hrs you would think that every one would be relaxed and chilled out would you.

Well F-uck NO :exclamation

Kev Steve and Jim got of the ferry first.
Aka Me Me, MoJo, & Lighting.

Then Terror Hawk ( Darren ), and draft excluder.
That's me a Darren. I will get that in now as i will no doubt get ribbed anyway.

Well as me and Darren filtered as we were told to do buy the port officials. To the passport control point.

Some F-cking middle aged Chunt :jack:jack:jack. Got a wee bit pissed at the bikes being let though and ******* rammed me crushing my leg against the right had side rear-set and the can/ Link pipe. This was done on purpose as we were past him completely and stationary , he lined up his silver merc and meticulously drove it straight into my leg on purpose all be it a slow speed.

I couldn't f-cking believe what was going on nore the port officials nore a huge guy in a white transit. Shame i didn't get his name and address as he was shouting abuse at the bloke and threatening to smash in his windows top bloke. What a f-cking prick :jack

Any way with all the luggage on and booze and 2200 **** it was all i could do to keep the bike upright.

So there is a shinny silver merc. Driving around Bognor Reggis with a very big dent in the bonet from my right hand.

May be having a ride out down there you never know :jack

at least you left him with something to remember you by Craig

2200 **** ?? why do u smoke ,,,,,DOH :thumbup

What a ****** :jack i'd have jumped off my bike and stoved his ******* head in :rant

Yeah a good burn out on his bollocks would of stopped that.

If you had packed the **** in........You would have got more booze onboard....

There is an abundance of such prick driving around London on a daily basis, and I am looking to modify my Alpinestar SMX-5 to include some kind of metal device that can leave a long lasting mark on metallic paint. Any ideas??

yep, many moons ago, used to courier round there, and discovered some motorcross toe guards made outta metal that had 3 screws to hold them into place. they had little cut outs on top to follow the shape of the toe on the boot, and these used to make great paint scrapers down the side of all the cagers that used to play silly buggers.

My little sis used to count all the different colour paints trapped in them when i used to over to my folks visiting, lol.

Should be available at any good moto x clothing store near you, and used to be quite cheap.

ps. for real good damage, just fill a small syringe with battery acid and brake fluid, a quick spray over the roof of a cage works wonders :biggrin

hooked said:

Then Terror Hawk ( Darren ), and draft excluder.
That's me a Darren. I will get that in now as i will no doubt get ribbed anyway.

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Come on then "DRAFT EXCLUDER" :devious explain.... :lol:lol:lol:lol

Get the photos on here TERRAHAWK

AKA YUNG-STAR - Yung-star: Zelda's "son", Yung-star is, like his "aunt," not very intelligent (he mistakes the term "nincompoop" for a compliment), but he's also cowardly, lazy and greedy, although he is occasionally sent to accompany a monster. His catchphrase, uttered slowly in a revolting guttural voice, was "Great Steaming Lava!".

:exclamation YUNG-STAR :exclamation

That's it Steve Sweet mate.:thumbup

I haven't a clue about the draft excluder bit. :dunno
Cant remember a thing :devious

mate that is arse ,shame you didnt get his number i could of adjusted the size of his car for you ,see pompey pimps thread "what did you do today"

Beanie said:

ps. for real good damage, just fill a small syringe with battery acid and brake fluid, a quick spray over the roof of a cage works wonders :biggrin

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Now now, that is nasty, and dangerous...

butch1276 said:

mate that is arse ,shame you didnt get his number i could of adjusted the size of his car for you ,see pompey pimps thread "what did you do today"

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Yea looks like you boys had a laugh there :biggrin

Anyhow i have his address and postcode inc car reg :devious
You never no, the world could do with out another bike hating KNOB :exclamation

Swollen right hand
its all that wanking