Joined Dec 2008
6K Posts | 84+
Usually at the top of the apple tree.
Couldn't agree more. The Fud up here are running a campain jist now to nab every dude for not wearing a seat belt. They've got two plain clothed dudes radioing and hiding behind brick pillars at a main junction while the rest 4 or 5 wait at a coned off area 150m up the road in both directions, anyone that passes in either direction gets nabed. In total aboot a dozen of them and they're at it for a least 6 hours. Gimmeee yer money sonnyy. On one ocassion they even used me yard to pull the unfortuneates in, we were oot working and when we came back a did ma dinger wae them. Bunch of state lachies and feckwhits.
Joined Oct 2010
3K Posts | 1+
Fook knows
The ***** got me this morning 2 minutes down the road. No seatbelt. 11-45 it was, they told me off and wound me up so ****** tight I thought me head was gonna burst. I was just gonna let rip and they said thier is a way out of the 60 quid and that was to go to a semina, 5 miles away through a town centre. I said ok if thats what you want. They said ok but you have to be there by 12 oclock. I said what tomorrow ? They said no TODAY. I said your ****** blackmailing me. No need for that language sir, just go along and get this signed, it''ll take only 20 minutes of your time. What ?????????? you want me to be there at 12 or its 60 quid ???????????? Well yes sir. I said its at least 20 minutes away. Sorry sir theirs nothing we can do, just go along and get the sheet signed.
Mrs Nob was giving me jip because I was losing it big time so I got in the van and off we went with me screaming my ****** head off and threatening to kill every copper in the world. She said 'wheres the ticket ?' Never gave me one. Have I got away with it ?
I didn't go to the ****** semina niether. TWATS.
Joined Dec 2008
6K Posts | 84+
Usually at the top of the apple tree.
Don't react to whit a say but if they've still got the ticket then whit the feck are you supposed to do. Go back and get it, thats not an option because of the time factor, or should you have gone there any way and said "here ya dimmwit yer effin bro fecked up big time, he's still got the ticket whit do yer want me to do"
Get some more bee stings on yer fingers and force them right up them lachies arseses.
The Feckers Ride us every day we draw breath.
Get some more bee stings on yer fingers and force them right up them lachies arseses.
The Feckers Ride us every day we draw breath.
Joined Oct 2010
1K Posts | 0+
midlands
I was parked (in my car) outside a college in Stafford making a few phone calls and eating my lunch when from nowhere a little prick of a parking warden appeared and knocked on the window.
"Have you broken down?"
"No"
"You are obstructing the main access to the college staff car park"
"Is there anybody waiting to get in or out?"
"Well ... no, but if anybody comes you will be in the way"
"It's 3PM on Sunday afternoon and the college is shut"
"Yes ... but it can get really busy here"
"On a Sunday afternoon?"
"It might"
"**** off"
"OK ... but remember not to park here again"
"**** off"
"I'm going ... but I've noted your registration number"
God help us.
Joined Dec 2008
6K Posts | 84+
Usually at the top of the apple tree.
Tell yersel there only doing it to pay their bills and that ALL WORK IS HONARABLE. THEN TURN AWAY.
They're jist another one that does'nae get it.
Chill mucker.
